I will set the scene. Muddy farm field, standing water, shinny mud everywhere. Next to a church with a sprawling lawn. On a busy road across the street from houses. I had been driving by it every day looking like I should try it. My husband was out of town and I was board. I decided to go at night. I threw my hunters on, shorts and an old t shirt. Packed cigarettes, a lighter, swim cap and an old towel. I forgot to mention that in back of this church was standing water on the lawn everywhere for clean up. So I got in my car drove a short distance and pulled into the entryway of the farm field. Waited for all the traffic to leave and got out. There was a few dim traffic lights that lit the entry of the farm field but past those it was almost complete darkness. I walked about 50 yards to the bank of the standing water. I stepped forward and immediately sank past my ankle. Eureka I found it. I mucked an 10'x10' area up. The slop was smooth and dark. It smelled like rotten eggs and fresh earth. I was so turned on I almost soaking wet. I had so much fun! Then I thought well I have all my stuff here and there's clean up! So I made my way to one of the cleanup areas, stripped completely nude, and worked on getting my long hair into a swim cap, after completing that choir I relaxed with a cigarette and made my way towards the mud! I was so turned on! Nothing compares to being nude and having the warm spring air caress your breasts! Some people have to smoke when they drink. I have to smoke when I mud bath. I made my way back to the area and stepped in and sank. I sat on my butt finished my cigarette then began to wallow I was beyond covered. I was so turned on. I decided to get out of the mud and have one last cigarette. With each step mud plopped off me! I giggled. Finally made my way back, lit one up and made the decision of one last wallow. I scooped an trough of stinky mud out so I could sit in and bury myself. I was so turned on I began to masturbate! Then I saw flashlights turn on and approach my car! Terrified I sprang from the mud and bolted towards my clothes/cleanup area! Upon running I pulled a muscle in my leg! So I was this butt naked woman, limping, completely covered in mud on verge of tears. Flashlights going over my car. After ten minutes the flashlight dispersed I began a painfull cleanup! All cleaned up I made my way from the back of the church. I saw there were people from across the street outside! So I began calling for a dog and whistling! It worked! They went inside! The car belonged to some woman looking for her dog! I get in the car, go to back out and go home, cops! I tell them the same story! Everything was good but my leg! They boathouse it! I hope my future mud visits aren't as exciting