After a few model pics, here's the first "official" preview of new model Jess!

https://youtu.be/QRiejvm-3qs

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5-foot-nothing, 12% body fat, and able to eat her weight in pie crusts in one shoot! Also, I love it when a brand-new girl:
a) Laughs hysterically every time she gets pied, even hours into the shoot,
b) Opens her eyes without wiping (which you can't teach),
c) Falls into a cake like she's a professional stuntwoman.

FYI, this video has been "available" to eagle-eyed viewers for a while now, but it's public now, so enjoy! (And yeah, I like hiding previews. They're not hidden too hard tho...)

She is really beautiful!!!

I hope she didn't eat one shaving cream pie!!!

Why did she smell the pies?!?! I don't know why but is first time to me... I love when they taste them though!!

you had me at "opens eyes without wiping"!

yet another cutie; i do so admire your taste, sir.

JY

Kickstarter to fly Jess to NYC to beat Regis's ass!

(I know crowdfunding is banned on the UMD but for this worthy cause I bet Messmaster would make, and perhaps fully fund himself, an exception.)

I'd settle for a Kickstarter to raise the $10 so cheap-ass Regis can actually buy the scene (ANY scene) first.

Top tier reward would be ... the sock I whacked it into when I watched the video, I guess? OK, I can do that.

Gorgeous model Rich!! When I click the preview pics on your site for this video, I get a 404 error message?

Haven't uploaded any yet, this is just the first preview.

love it when a clip has some personality! she is cute