The other night, my messy partner and I were reminiscing about some of our messy experiences and in our conversation we talked about the very first time each of us got pied. In particular, we talked about our anticipation vs reality. So it got me thinking about starting a thread to see what it was like for you all to get pied that very first time. What were you expecting vs what the experience was actually like. I'll go first....

I was a long time lurker before I pied myself for the first time. Yes it was a self pie experience, naked and in a bathtub. I was alone and wanted to experience what I'd seen in the photos on the umd. I made a half dozen pudding and cool whip pies and off to the bathtub I went. The first pie was straight to the face. When I viewed photos, the scensory of the experience never occurred to me. I was surprised at how cold and heavy the cream and pudding felt. I was also surprised at how quiet everything got with the eyes, nose, mouth, and ears covered by the mess! I felt like I was in my own little world, it was scary yet peaceful and amazing all at the same time. The next two i sandwiched myself and that just caught me by surprise, again the silence and darkness - cool and peaceful. Then a pie hat, which honestly did nothing for me. It seemed like a waste of the pie. Then I sat in pie 5, and OMG what an awesome surprise that was! The way the cream squirted around down there, it turned me on more than I was expecting. The last pie went into my crotch and then I played with myself and with the mess in the tub. I was expecting the end to be a let down, but it was so much fun playing in the mess in the tub. That was a long time ago, but I still remember that first time. The rest, as they say, is history.

Stay messy!