Dear Penthouse
My girlfriend Deborah and I have been together for two years. On one of our very first dates I told her about my kink (getting pied and seeing women get pied). She did not react badly and a month or two later she asked if I wanted to experiment with some Cool Whip. I was excited and started rubbing it on her face, but it was too much for her and we agreed not to try anymore for a while. (Luckily it's merely a kink for me, so I can still get easily aroused with her.) She does sometimes rub her hands on my face during sex and talks about what kind of pie she's holding.

Last week we took a vacation, and while shopping for groceries, she suggested we get a pie. We ended up with two small frozen chocolate silk pies (one of which I ended up eating) and a 9 inch fresh banana cream pie. We both sat in the tub, facing each other, and she started by taking bits of the silk pie and rubbing it on my face and penis. After finishing one silk pie, she pulled her fingers over the top of the banana cream pie and rubbed some on her face. Then she gave me a chunk and invited me to do the same. Remembering the previous time, I was more gentle and avoided her nose (which she later thanked me for). The sight of the cream on her face got me super turned on, and I told her to get the pie ready while I masturbated to orgasm. As I was ready to come, I told her to throw it in my face, and I came hard right as the pie exploded all over me. We sat in the tub talking about it for 5-10 minutes while I enjoyed the feeling, and then we cleaned up.

The lesson I learned is that, even if your partner isn't into getting messy, it can still happen. But don't forget to reciprocate and do whatever it takes to turn her on.