Well, to cut a long story short, possibility for a scene with a huge amount of mess!

So, a few years ago, I was planning a huge messy session with a then partner of mine. I must have spent pushing a grand - big birthing pool, lots of inflatables, outfits, and 25kg of gunge powder to make an incredibly thick dunk.

Inevitably, we broke up just beforehand, and in my disappointment I merely chucked the lot. This year I thought another chance was finally here, and after some promising experiments, settled on a big deep pool of triple thickness MS Instant Mud, which makes an INSANELY thick/heavy/lumpy looking substance, which also holds heat amazingly well. So, I bought around £400 worth of that, a load of avalanche, was planning the session for just after Xmas - and we've just broken up.

So, rather than chuck the lot, here's an offer - anyone (thinking producers here) who wants to take it off my hands FREE OF CHARGE (and a few boxes of avalanche) is welcome to it, as long as I can get dropped in to test it whilst it's still warm! Happy to discuss specifics, and to DM pics to prove I really have it all! And of course if people wanted to shoot with it then they'd be very welcome. Do get in touch