"Alpena Police said officers responded Sunday to a home where a resident reported finding an unknown woman making a commotion in their kitchen. The homeowner said the woman had knocked over or broken several items, including a tray of cupcakes.Alpena officers and Michigan State Police searched the area and discovered the suspect a few blocks away from the home covered in cake and frosting."
This sounds like real life imitating a WAM video. I recall one such burglar getting Wammed.
The police report said the woman was "highly intoxicated and had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs."
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