Hey all you filthy folk....

So, after a biblically epic messing of the lovely Tara last night, I thought maybe we should have a thread about your 'go-to' gunge shop.

Not talking about the 'search the kitchen cupboards' last minute gunge hunt ('I'll never eat that tin of soup ), but the food/slime/goo you always fall back on.

Last nights little wife gunge fest:

2x Boxes of smooth Sainsburys porridge (£2.10 each) Makes huge amount of thick gloop. Coloured one brown with instant coffee
2x Sainsburys smooth 340g Peanut butter £1.09 each)
1x Black treacle (£1.75 expensive, but amazing)
4x Sainsburys Strawberry jam 454g (0.39p each)
1x 300g tubs of Iceland caramel spread (£1.00 each)
1x 300g tubs of Iceland hazelnut spread (£1.00 each)

That's about £10.50 for a huge, sticky, gloopy session. If you have not tried smooth peanut butter, jam and black treacle yet... Those boobs just stick right together with that gloopy mix.

And... it all seems to wash off really easy and no real after-smell, even with all the Peanut butter.

Anyway.... just throwing it out there

Nice! I love making lists for wam sessions.
Here's my pending order from Asda (UK budget supermarket) for one session involving me and a lovely lady:

Balti Cooking Sauce 500g x1 £0.99
Madras Curry Sauce 500g x1 £0.99
Tikka Masala Curry Sauce 500g x1 £0.99
Chinese Style Curry Cooking Sauce 500g x1 £1.10
Butter Chicken Cooking Sauce 495g x1 £0.97
Creamy Mushroom Cooking Sauce 480g x1 £1.20
A Taste of America Memphis BBQ Cooking Sauce 525g x1 £1.20
Hunter's Chicken Cooking Sauce 510g x1 £1.20
Korma Cooking Sauce 490g x1 £0.97
Great to Bake Golden Syrup 750g x3 £3.45
Cream of Tomato Soup 400g x1 £0.75
Hearty Vegetable Soup 400g x1 £0.75
Smoky Pea & Ham Soup 400g x1 £0.75
Classic BBQ Sauce 460g x4 £4.80
Salad Cream 420g x2 £2.00
Brown Sauce 460g x2 £1.80
Classic Tomato Ketchup 970g x3 £4.35
Classic Real Mayonnaise 500ml x2 £1.92
Classic Creamed Rice Pudding 400g x2 £1.58
Frozen for Freshness Shredded Mixed Cabbage 750g x1 £1.60
Sweet & Sour Cooking Sauce 440g x1 £0.87
Mild Curry Sauce 440g x1 £0.45
Frozen for Freshness Garden Peas 1kg x1 £1.55
Warming Oxtail Soup 400g x1 £0.75
Creamy Tomato Pasta Bake Sauce 500g x1 £0.69
Lentil Soup 400g x1 £0.75
Spaghetti 500g x2 £1.50
Baked Beans & Sausages in a Rich Tomato Sauce 405g x2 £1.04
Mushy Peas 300g x6 £1.98
Spaghetti Loops in Tomato Sauce 395g x3 £0.57
Spaghetti Strands in Tomato Sauce 395g x2 £0.78
Ready to Serve Custard 500g x4 £2.76
15 Eggs 15pk x2 £3.98
Beef Ravioli in a Rich Tomato Sauce 400g x2 £1.58
Hearty Scotch Broth 400g x1 £0.75
Cream of Chicken Soup 400g x1 £0.75
Macaroni Cheese in a Rich & Creamy Sauce 395g x2 £1.80
Baked Beans 4 x 410g x1 £1.63

Total £59.04

Wow.... really hitting the ground running with the savoury there
All that curry based stuff.... stinging eyes!

Nearly £60. That would probably take the edge off our fun evening watching all that go down the drain later on

But still, brilliant list.

MS Vivi Extreme (mixed with 8L water) and thick MS gunge (mixed with 7L water).

Brilliant combination