I have had this fantasy for over 35 years ever since I saw Joanna lumley in the pink panther movie. She is a countess and basically lives at or in a spa in a huge mansion. The spa is basically a mud spa. She has a large mud pit where patrons bath. Then she has a mud pit in her house!!! I fantasize being her bitch fetching her things, making her food, etc. while she walks around nude or in skin tight leather. I fantasize we rim each other daily and sleep nude with our massive bed facing the ocean! With a walk out balcony. I fantasize we take daily mud baths together. I am at one end of the mud pit she is at the other finishing a glass of wine and a cigarette. She slowly makes her way across the stinky, slurping, gooey, blackish brown slop towards me. Gets in may face and sticks her tar tasting tongue down may throat while taking both her hands stroking my cock under the surface of the mess I dream of her asking darling can you give me a facial? I would honor that by scooping the smelliest black shit and smearing it all over her face!
My fantasy is a world where it's possible to be a woman in the public eye without having to worry about strange men on the internet developing a sexual obsession with you. Oh, and JJ Chalmers covered in custard.