I'm a bit bored this afternoon and boredom, as we know, leads the mind to drift off into matters relating to WAM.

To this end, I have been daydreaming about the custom I would get Moomins to do if I come up with anything worthwhile on tonight's Thunderball!

7 girls, including, of course, Lisa, Emily and Charlotte. About 4-500 pies, set up in a caftype scene. Two of the girls are sat at a table, a bit drunk, one wearing a tight, short metallic dress and gold ankle strap 6 inch heels, her mate in a tight top, skin tight, shiny disco pants and thigh length high heeled boots, Manageress comes in to restore order, in pale blue suit and white blouse, short skirt, tight blouse, identical strappy shoes to the girl in dress, argument breaks out, which quickly turns to pie fight, manageress calls police.

Part 2. Police appear, in the form of the remaining 4 girls, all in identically tight, sexy versions of the 1970s/80s WPC uniform, tight jackets with silver buttons, blouses, ties, uniform hats, tight pencil skirts over black stockings and suspenders, and black ankle strap 6 inch heels.

Great Race type pie throwing commences, continuing until all 7 are totally trashed and covered in pie, followed by each one in turn going into the custard bath. Final scene, all 7 all over the sofa, with bucket after bucket of mess being thrown at them!!!

I think the pie throwing needs, to begin with, lots of one girl ducks or moves so another girl gets it type exchanges, and one of the WPCs manages to avoid mess, until the other 6 then subject her to a huge barrage, TOTAL pie destruction.

mmmmm

I LIKE IT! The only suggestion I have is that there would have to be a REASON they are having custard thrown at them. The REASON for the pie fight is that they are drunk and disorderly and there are pies there in the restaurant. But where does the custard come from? Who is throwing it at them?

I like it. Though you don't need a ton of ducking to get the effect you're after.
Maybe someone's clothing gets caught, someone slips mid pie-toss, someone pushes/pulls another in way of pie directory, as someone leans back for a pie-toss they accidentally pie the person standing behind them, someone tries to stop the fight and actively gets in the way (like the Great Race), and maybe one of them actually want to start a fight or even is into WAM.

Yes, like the input guys. It would start with a fairly slow build up, focusing initially on the girls and their sexy outfits, then the first pie gets thrown, and a tit for tat pie fight starts. Eventually, when all 7 girls are involved, I envisage a total free for all, pies flying everywhere, occasionally focusing on one or more girls, perhaps she looks round, gets a full in the face pie splattering into her, then turns again to receive another and so on.