With a little less than a month to go until I hit the big 4-0, I've been thinking about how I want to celebrate, and that got me to wondering. If you could blow out the candles on your cake and wish for a birthday gunging from anybody here on UMD, who would it be?
I think I'd have to go with jonnyk (and hope that he'd be willing to give me a birthday spanking, too).
(And before anyone points out the obvious, I know he's out of my league. That's why it's called a fantasy. )
before anyone points out the obvious, I know he's out of my league
Dude, fuck 'leagues.' Increasingly I think that nobody is out of anybody's league - everyone brings their own brand of hotness. There are plenty people would go absolutely wild for you.
The (sadly very few) videos available showing ratbagsuk gunging/painting guys always make me jealous of his attentions... He's a master at knowing what gunge and where.