Bit cold out but if anyone's about for a walk in wellies to try and find some mud in the next couple of days let me know.

Allas geographicaly undesirable

I know this is just a fantasy, so please forgive me.
Some years ago, after days and days of heavy rain, the rugby pitches were inches deep in mud and covered in water.
I went on my early am jog as usual.
At the pitches, in complete darkness, I stripped to my trunks and mud bathed.
Covering my mud-streaked body with running kit for the jog home.
I still thrill at the memory.
Peter