A savvy producer needs to find a tall blonde lookalike, put her in a sexy gown, and have her gush about Mary Lou Retton's heart. Then "Bo Duke" appears and pies the hell out of her.
In scene 2, "Erin" shoves a microphone in "Coach Belichick's" mug and breathlessly asks "how do you explain that fourth quarter meltdown?" Use your imagination from there.