So I hear Danica Patrick's gonna get slimed, and.... Hey! What's that?? You love the clean pics of Erica from SS201, so much that you even considered buying a clip here??
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BUT.... You're wondering if she can pull off the classic "hot girl sticks her tongue out to mock the audience, only to get her comeuppance" gag. Especially since this would only be her fourth pie-in-the-face EVER. Well friends... Wonder no more!!

And what's that? You can't really drop coin unless you have visual proof that she can open her eyes without wiping?? Hmmmmm.... Okay then....

Could Danica Patrick do it better? Maybe... but we'll never know!

In conclusion: Grab Erica's SS201 clips now at RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com. Danica Patrick!!

Rich, could you ask Erica if I could come over and honk her boobs while making an "ah-WOOOOOO-gah" noise like an old-timey car horn?

Erica says, "Sure, let me just check Regis' recent SlapstickStuff orders!"

Aaaand.... That's a hard no, Kemo Sabe.

I'd instantly purchase the vid if this happened.

Wow. Another great DANICA PATRICK there SStuff. Definitely can't wait to DANICA PATRICK this DANICA PATRICK. Looking forward to more DANICA PATRICK from you in the future. Your DANICA PATRICKs are the best DANICA PATRICKS on this site. Keep up the great DANICA PATRICK.

I still get to do the honking, right?

Poor Reege. It's like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football.

If Charlie Brown was inside the entire time typing to Lucy on his iPhone.

Has anyone seen Regis IRL? Have any producers actually received an order from him? He could be a UMD bot created by MM who became self-aware.

At least you've seen my lousy handwriting to know I'm real.

He was a popular syndicated talk show host for like 23 years, if that counts.

Hey guys, no worries, I see the glass as half full! MadLoverJoker may have appropriated my idea and he may have gotten the girl, but at least he didn't stuff me in a locker!

Really any day I stay out of a locker is one in the plus column.