Hey I am driving across the US from West coast to east coast. I will stop anywhere. Anyone want to get muddy or go to a water park with me to get wet?

Are you traveling through the south or Midwest? I'm in Houston and would enjoy some refreshing wetness if your coming through.

I'm in the greater Austin area and open to arranging something while you hit Texas!

Their use to be an app I used to help for situations like this
But we couldn't afford the bandwidth for it was called
I wish I had a map I could give you on hand. Let me look if I have something.

Gonna' be coming by northern Alabama? I know a muddy place.