What would your dream wam session be? If you could have anything you like and with whoever you like what would you do? Be interested to hear your thoughts

Joining CreamMeAgain and Jessica Ryan in the Muddy Buddies mud pit!

easy for me messydarla !

Sally and Anne, my two wam partners, having a no holds barred, 200+ pie battle.

Both were pretty, curvaceous, busty brunettes, Sally would be in a French maids uniform, Anne in shiny leggings, short leather jacket and thigh length boots, put both of them in a room with about 250 huge pies and let them really trash each other....

A ridiculous amount of pies and some ladies who wanted to get me and themselves as messy as possible.

Although a few pies and one lady would still be a dream come true.

It'll probably involve a bouncy castle and an obscene amount of gunge suspended above waiting to rain down.
In practice that'll involve finding a private location big enough to hold the setup with power and water supplies, building a structure/scaffold over the castle capable of taking the weight (possibly 250kgs across a 4m span, 4m above ground) - or borrowing a forklift big enough... yeah

One thats feasible involves being tied down and blindfolded for some kinky sex, with each wrist/ankle tie being connected to the gunge release- I can move, but with too much movement getting rather messy. Or with my partner being tied...

I've actually already done mine, MANY times. It's always my wife and me with a few pies, pudding, whipped cream and maybe some syrup if she's feeling really frisky that night. The outfits vary with each session, but it's usually her sitting in at least one of the pies which she has placed over my manhood and proceeded to slowly dip her ass and hips into until she comfortably crushes the pie, followed by a pie to her chest and pudding being dumped in and her clothes and hair. The sex after we shower off (we don't mix wam an sex, wam is always foreplay) is always phenomenal.

I've been lucky enough to have a few sessions that pretty much ticked the 'yep, this is the dream' boxes. However, to really get to the core of my initial WAM fantasies it'd involve beinv in an actual show that involved a classic overhead tanking, complete with gloating opponents and a laughing audience. Still never took the hot seat in a tank but i'm working on it and 2022 is the year!

My pics show a session with a guy I won't name in case he'd prefer me not to but it was pretty damn perfect!!!

To recreate the mud angel shoot alongside felicity.in the lycra catsuit and have her let me get her mud covered

I would love to take the part of Miss Jones in the awesome Clown Julie vs Miss Jones clown pie fight scene. The absolute pinnacle of wam!

Would have to be with the lovely Splosh (and Messyfun) ladies and the infamous A Few Dollops More mud scene finale again.

Ladies like Sammy Jane, Rachel Stevens, Amanda Hughes, Shawn and other from Splosh and Messyfun are all time legends!!

I've always wanted to just rent a hotel room and make a hundred pies or so and as many different colored slimes as possible (my biggest session ever with my wife was about 33 pies and 12 slimes) and then just hop in bed and go absolutely nuts with it all. Destroying the bed, the carpet, the curtains, mess splattered all over the walls, etc. Then amazing messy sex, a shower to get clean, then jumping back into the bed to have sex again on top of all the mess and reapplying it as we go.

Then shower and check out and leave and not have to worry about cleanup. If I didn't have to worry about fingerprints or dna evidence being left behind, I would totally do this. Until then, I only see two scenarios in which this would work.

1) I buy a hotel as a legitimate business venture and keep one room off-limits for me and the missus.

2) Wait until a zombie apocalypse and do this in the first few days before things get too out of hand. Most people looting the grocery store would be taking the canned foods and meats. I'd be in the baking aisle taking cake mixes, food coloring, marshmallow fluff, pie tins, and whipped cream. #priorities

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I am once again asking some of the sites with absolutely amazing, beautifully constructed and lit gunge tanks and slopping devices but that only shoot with men to

PLEASE
~~~JUST ONCE~~~
PUT A WOMAN IN THERE

My messy fantasy is far too elaborate to ever make real, but my most favorite fantasy is to be taken hostage and placed in a giant fun house that's a messy maze entirely booby trapped with messy consequences and I have to try and find my way out of it. Rooms that are basically messy obstacle courses, trap doors that open up and drop me into a giant gunge tank and I have to start back through the maze of mess all over again. Every time I open the wrong door, a random mess comes shooting out of it. All the while my captor is on a loudspeaker taunting me and laughing at me as I get hopelessly messy and trapped in the maze. And this fantasy has evolved to me and another person being held captive and getting messy together and then being so completely turned on we can't help fucking each other. I have fantasized this with several of the females on this site, and a few celebrities, namely Sarah Shahi because she's admitted to having this fetish

Bayley Sasha Natalya and Alexa!!! 500 pies

That is an epic fantasy!

My dream session would definitely be to be in the Kentucky mud Jayce found and have a massive food fight with a lot of people and then do some mud wrestling and to end the day have my FWB stay and have a naughty end to the day

A woman does dresses me up, does my hair, makeup, nails, everything. Then she sits me down and ties my ankles up to the chair I'm in, ties my hands behind my back, and then demolishes me with whipped cream pies, cakes, batter, chocolate syrup, molasses. Teases me during and after and then let's me mess her up a little too.

A WAM legend Figure It Out-style panel getting pied and slimed while answering trivia questions. I'd probably go with Mrs. Bee, Lane from Messygirl, Deana from SlapstickStuff and Liz from GungeTankGirls.

If we're talking fantasies, my dream session would be soaking in a deep (at least over my head), heated, bubbling, thick ball clay jacuzzi. You'd never pull me out! That said, even if I got fantastically wealthy, I can't see this one ever becoming a reality. Just seems like a logistical nightmare with pumps and heating and where I'd put it.

Mine would be hosting a sort of MessyWorld/MostWAM crossover with a bunch of the latter's games and having the losers heading to the Plunga from the former. I'd love to involve Lucy from MostWAM, Alexa from the Splatette Show, Brook from MessyWorld and Lily Lestat, all in some gorgeous black outfits (all the better for showing off the colourful gunge) with bare feet. Basically, the ultimate sexy, gungy game show!

A major pie fight with CreamMeAgain.

Mud wrestling with Zoey from MessyGirl

And a messy threesome with two of my female friends on here!

I'm extremely lucky and thankful that I got to have mine. And seeing as Ariel is retiring and possibly anything with her in it at all is going to go away, I'm glad I did it when I could.

Just a reminder to live while you can. Be responsible, but don't pass up too many opportunities, as you may not have another.

Summer Monroe throwing me into the Hollywood style bog then jumping in to battle and wrestle being at the mercy of her giant cleavage of a rack being flotation giving her dominance of the situation, holds me hostage to do her bidding as my feet can't touch the bottom. Maybe we're on moly too like in that one scene of hers. Dunking me under and back to reassert and remind me she's the one in control, wearing a black tank and shorts with her amazing cleavage smushing my face into them from time to time as more reminders those are what's keeping me up at the surface.

Lets hope she doesn't kill me in the process , she's a real tough girl and I bet she could give me a run for my money on strength.

Yeah, I think I've got a twisted head

the messy fun house is also a fantasy of mine. I have some stories some place based on it. if you want to read I'll try to find them
send me a message if you are interested