...than "Jan" from Toyota?

Or is it just me?

Great minds think alike!

Also Lily from AT&T. :splat:

I was going to suggest her as well!

Milana V doesn't "deserve" a pie as much as she's just objectively hot and should really get messy as often as possible.

Or, you know... Once.

Flo from progressive is both hot and oddly offputting. I'd love to see her do one of her commercials where a female customer doesn't buy her line about progressive letting you name your price and pies her with a pie that isn't merely white. (Maybe blueberry filling with whipped cream on top?)

The Wendy's girl. That skinny, cute red head that keeps forcing fast food on friends. NO ONE BELIEVES YOU ACTUALLY EAT THAT; YOU WEIGH LIKE FORTY POUNDS.


Also, yes about Lily from AT&T. Milana whatever Rich said.

Taylor Swift has a very pie-able face. And that gorgeous blonde hair is just begging to be coated in green slime.

She's somehow managed to avoid a pie or slime for her entire career, though.