Do you remember the first time you got messy? How did it go? Was it fun or was it a disaster? How many other people were involved? Was it just yourself or did a friend or two help you out? What substances did you use? Do you have any pics from that session?
Lets all share our first messy experiences

I'll start. My first messy session was April 2005. I was down in London having a holiday and meeting up with a friend (who was the one who was going to give me my first messy session). This guy was a pro gunger and knew exactly what he was doing. We went to a hotel room and he brought with him a whole load of equipment for this session. Buckets, plates, custard, foam, etc. etc. I had a couple of drinks as I was a bit nervous and, when we finally set up, I had a little hesitation, and then went and sat on the bath and got my first pieing. After that, the ice was broken, I relaxed and then proceeded to get an almighty trashing. WE tried different types of pies, played a few gungy games and then I got into the bath and promptly received several buckets of gunge and several pies.
And that was my first messy session.
Since then, I have met with this same guy a few times and been given several good pieings from him. I've met some other guys too and had the same thing happen

To finish off, here is a pic from that very session

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that diving into pillows and pretending it was the WWYD Pie Slide as a kid doesn't count.

I was a teenager, being babysat by my neighbors, who lived across the street and had kids my age. Their dad, I remember, had a really A+ beard, so I saw something in their house that I never saw in mine.

Shaving cream.

I remember one afternoon while I was over there, my dad was coming home from work, and I wanted to try out getting messy with said shaving cream, but not knowing how to get it from their house to mine, I put it in the only logical place I could.

Down my pants. (It only now occurred to me that this probably explains a lot about me.)

So, of course, my dad says, we need to go to the grocery store before you go home. Naturally, with a foreign substance crowding my junk, I start walking funny, and my dad calls me out on it. My doofus response: "I just wanna walk like a penguin."

This exchange, I can only imagine, changes the both of us irrevocably:
- Dad probably rolls his eyes, wishes he was still single.
- For me, beginning a secret life of WAM deception... basically my Neo-taking-the-red-pill moment

So finally I get home, and I mess around with it in the bathroom, smearing it on my face and stuff. Hardly anything groundbreaking, and truthfully it wasn't even really that fun, but that explains why my earliest videos were 100% shaving cream. It was cheap, and it was all I knew.

So to my neighbors' bear of a dad who, without his beard, I would be blissfully unaware of any red pills, and would have avoided this harsh world where I strip naked all over the internet and where desserts are forced on people all at once instead of one slice at a time: thank you?

I remember my first session with others Jammed's Disastermind with andy250 /123gunge and angel mandy and Mark. It was a messy quiz when well it was massively rigged in my favor to get sooo messy I sell it on my store but its a name your price

First time was back in 2007 by myself when no one was around with a carton of custard. By end of 2007 I had arranged a session to break us in with Gungelads. Then various sessions over the 2008, 2009, 2010 with them, camera shy I'm afraid and Messyip. Then took a break for a while in 2011 from having sessions. 2012 was back and had one with someone local. Then in August 2013, I plucked up the courage and had a session with Candy Custard who puts you right at ease, nerves. Then last session was in 2014 back with Candy with the Gungetank which I had always wanted to do.
2015/2016 been a bit difficult to sort anything out but hopefully I shall get gunged this year

First time was back in 2007 by myself when no one was around with a carton of custard. By end of 2007 I had arranged a session to break us in with Gungelads. Then various sessions over the 2008, 2009, 2010 with them, camera shy I'm afraid and Messyip. Then took a break for a while in 2011 from having sessions. 2012 was back and had one with someone local. Then in August 2013, I plucked up the courage and had a session with Candy Custard who puts you right at ease, nerves. Then last session was in 2014 back with Candy with the Gungetank which I had always wanted to do.
2015/2016 been a bit difficult to sort anything out but hopefully I shall get gunged this year

I Remembered That,Since I Was A Kid,I Collect Lots Of Ketchup Packets
And Collect In The Container.
When I Was Home Alone And Collect Enough Ketchup In Container.
I Usually Dump It On My Head In The Bathroom.

The odd solo bit when I coils get an empty house (never) hut then had my gunge cherry popped by ratbagsuk!! Amazing sesh. I'm sure I dubbed and claimed lots of experience but then he spotted my nervousNess! !!

I don't remember my first gunge as such; but I do remember diving head first into mud in public, well sort of?
I was watching a bunch of people playing in a mud pond at a well known naturist camping site when I suddenly realised that I had aquired a very hard erection and no way could I hide it! So I immediately dived in head first into the two or three foot deep mire to hide my raging hard cock and the feeling of that mud carressing my naked body and erection was electric. I immediately climaxed and came and came and came. How much cum I emptied into that gorgious mud I'll never know; but I was in absolute extacy and it lasted and lasted! All of this in front of maybe twenty or so people if they were watching and if they did, I was too turned on to care. These times only happen once in a lifetime?

My first time I connected with a Pie Guy in Palm Springs.
I showed up at his place he was finishing with pies.
Asked me to finish a pie after I stripped down to nothing.
I worked on the frosting listening to him in the background and not paying attention.
Ended up, he pulled a pie from the fridge and caught me off guard!!
I remember right before he smashed it into my face, my COCK got ROCK HARD.
That will always be the best experience!!
We pied each other and jacked off.
I helped him clean up afterwards. We had a great time.
One day, want it to lead to pie fucking!!!