1. Are you in or know where East Anglia is? 2. Do you like getting messy? 3. Do you like the occasional bit of cross dressing?
If you can answer 'yes' to all the above drop me a message and let's correspond/potentially meet for some messy/cross-dressing fun. Can't accommodate but have car and excuse to leave the house. Not looking for sex, but decent friendship and an excuse to get covered in pies and gunge! Simple really...