So in 18 years I have never asked for advice, nor do I need it. But what I would like to ask UMD members is preferences, probably not going to make any more Pie/Slime movies as I am not equipped for it. I am not saying I will make a movie with just your preferences, or pick the model you like but I would like to know generally what you guys like. Things I would like to know are in general terms, more specific answers than just a yes/no poll.

1. Mud Preference. Colour, red, Lt Grey, black? Very thick runny, pudding consistency?

2. Model Preference. Blondes, redheads, brunets? Tall, short, tall, skinny, a bit heavy, average? Boobs size, big, average and small?

3. Wardrobe. Do you prefer models dressed in role play outfits, lingerie, bikinis or just naked?

4. Sex. Do you prefer videos where the models just have fun, fighting, JOI, being erotic or just slutty girls who wana fuck

5. Erotic Acts. DO you just want to see then play in the Mud, erotic touching, masturbating, playing with toys or straight up fucking?

6. Tell me what puts you off a video. types of girls, size of girls, quality of video, length of a video?

7. Change Nothing. Phil your full of shit, just keep doing what you do.

If you do want something specific, I am not doing customs via the UMD. However I have partnered with Nyssa to do customs via loyalfans, she does it 70% of the time, they make it a lot simpler and safer for Model and Customer financially. Price per minute type deal.

Phil

1. Color doesn't matter to me. Thick and gooey cosistency.

2. Fit models, hour glass figure, Average to small size

3. Start in outfits, with high heels, end up naked. (Models with heels up in the air our of the mud)

4. Anything on this range from play to full on fucking

5. Anything from sexy allure to all out fucking and sitting on each other's faces.

6. Pour quality video (You don't have an issue here).

7. You largely make the kind that I like already. My input is mostly about details. I would like some more acting and humilitation scenarios with other elements I mentioned included.

Interested in how much a multi model shoot would be with Nyssa, and who is available!

I agree except for number 3. For me, I like to see girls in 1 piece swimsuits or bikinis...no high heels...messy shoes does nothing for me. The girls should always end up naked tho!

Mud Preference: whatever this is (looks like Chocolate pudding)
https://umd.net/videos/behind-the-scenes-3

1. I like the mud color when it's grey or light grey, and when it's pudding consistency.

2. I like brunettes who are well fit, and for the boob size I prefer big

3. I prefer the model to be fully naked when they are in the mud.

4. I like the models to have fun when they're in the mud.

5. I would like to see the model slowly touching herself and get fully aroused.

6. The quality of the video

7. You make some of the hottest mud videos ever with really cute and sexy ladies. Keep up the good work.

1. light gray OR dark black; thick, as if they could easily sink (but they'll resurface... to go back in again)

2. a mix of average and athletic; boob size doesn't matter. Hair color doesn't matter (heck she can be bald!)

3. bikinis, or barefoot in overalls/jeans

4. having fun, or JOI

5. play in the mud, getting aroused and squealing, the filthier (and further) they get

6. face-first to get the ladies' faces muddy. While it's nice to see, I prefer when the face is the last to go in (they're trying to float, and the mud engulfs the face, with the nose/mouth being the last seen. That, OR the top of the scalp is the last part of the head the audience sees)

7. *you're (sorry)

That's all I have to say on the matter

I would agree with this. I do really like the pudding-consistency mud too.

6. No submerging/head dunking. There can't be enough of that for me, and if I see a video where the model doesn't go under, that's a total deal breaker.

1. Bright red Georgia clay is the correct answer here, but I can live with brown. Gray or white are boner reducers. And it should be mixed about half as thick as your pit usually is.

4-5. Competitive wrestling or fighting is good. Don't love masturbation or vibrators, but actual sex is good, either b/g or especially g/g. We don't see enough muddy kissing or cunnilingus. Lick'n'spit, ladies!

6. Just rolling around in the mud not doing much is a timewaster. Hard to get me excited about a one-girl scene at all, really.

Great input guys, this is helpful, keep it coming.

PierreLePie, make an account on loyalfans here is Nyssa's profile, costs nothing: https://www.loyalfans.com/Nyssa-Nevers Click on Instant Messaging on the right side, tell her what you would like. LF handles everything very professionally and Nyssa has never let one singe customer down that I know of in 15 years...

We live within a few minutes of each other so tell her what you are thinking about and who else you would like in the video, she will figure out a price, when its possible and how to do it with my help. The nice thing about Nyssa and myself is that together we know almost ever Porn star and Fetish model still working in the USA. (Hell I even know a few in Europe too)

Phil

The variety of videos that you have done in the past have been amazing and i think you have catered for most mu lovers.

Personally i prefer naturally curvy girls. I love latex/PVC but once it gets messy you can't tell what outfit it is anyway.
I loved your full sex in mud videos but i understand they involve more money for full sex and 2 performers.

All your videos are of an outstanding quality and other mud producers should be looking at your work as the best in it's class

First point - death by committee ruins all scenes. Make what YOU like and would like us to see, and I'm sure the audience will love it.

That being said - thin/fit, big titted blondes or brunettes getting full on mud fucked, you have my attention sir!

The only thing that's a shame is you backing away from the pies, because some of those scenes were WORLD CLASS! Thinking of Kendra tied and pied in Homewrecker, or her scene with Danielle, right now.

Keep hiring Nyssa. Shes one of my favorite mud models of all time. Right up there with Kymberly Jane, and Kristine from the old MPV vids.

Pudding-like clay
Face dunking
Enthusiastic blowjobs
Doggie-style fucking

Masturbation (without toys)
Lesbian sex is BORING AF to me

hi Phil, love your work, here are my thoughts...

1. Mud Preference. Brown

2. Model Preference. Fit with long thick hair

3. Wardrobe. Do you prefer models dressed in role play outfits, lingerie, bikinis or just naked? Any of them if they're the right model

4. Sex. mud wrestling is my personal fave

5. Erotic Acts. DO you just want to see then play in the Mud, erotic touching, masturbating, playing with toys or straight up fucking? As above

6. Tell me what puts you off a video. Tattoos or short/shaved hair

Dynamic polls would have been nice for those type of questions

1. Your clay pits were always awesome. Wouldnt change a thing. Your chocolate clay pits was one of my all time preferred.

2. I like all your models. I think brunette have a little something with the color contrast of their hair with the light clay. Boobs it's great to have 2 models with different boob size..

3. This is where I verge a bit from the DM style. I really like the scene to start casual.. think gym outfit.. or tight jeans and t-shirt.. really the girl next door thing. I like when they strip to some sport underwear or even lingerie. It becomes like a second scene when that happens.

4-5 : The wrestling.. or playful fighting.. escalating to kissing maybe escalating to sex. Love the tension build up. A girl dominating the other during the wrestling for then the action to get even

6: tbh.. I dont think I've ever bought a video where the girls starts naked.getting clothes messy is an essential part of my fun. Also doesnt apply to you but some go with too much clothes like coats and big sweaters.. that's a bit too much for me and usually dont buy them neither.

7. It's pretty cool that you are asking around. I think what you do is awesome and you are hitting all the right things. The only change I could see who could open up a few more customers is starting clothed. Lots of us around here like a pair of jeans, leggings, shorts.. t-shirt, tank-top.. sports bra.. and then going with lingerie under or to the naked part. It really becomes like 2 scenes at once.

Cheers

1. Runny to pudding consistency. Smooth and all-enveloping.

2. The most important feature of a model is that she's clearly having fun.

3. Fully clothed. Utility boilersuits and wellies. Denim dungarees (overalls) and wellies. PVC catsuits. Jeans and t-shirts. Spandex catsuits or leggings and top. Tracksuits, or tight, full-length running / workout gear.
Dislike skimpy outfits, dislike nudity.

4. No interest in sex, I don't buy hardcore scenes.

5. Fully clothed erotic touching can be very hot. One girl is already waist deep in the mud, her jeans covered and just her top clean. Another girl, also in jeans, is only muddy to the knees, first girl picks up a nice handful of mud and presses / smears it into the crotch of the clean one, who responds with pleasure as she feels the mud soaking through the denim between her legs.
Also clothes filling - pouring mud inside each other's outfits isn't something we see very often (needs real flowing liquid mud for this).

6. Bad or idiotic camera work. Being so obsessed with keeping the model's head in shot that the money-shots of her stepping down into the mud, or sitting on something, or having her jeans or skirt messed up, are missed.

Having a model in trousers but then acting as if she's in a skirt with obsesson with pulling the legs up and messing with tights worn underneath. If I buy a scene of a model in trousers, it's because I want to see her get messy in trousers. If I wanted a skirt / tights scene, I'd buy one.

Also those hideous low-rise clothes that were in fashion in the 00s are an abomination before the gods and an absolute "no-purchase" for me. High waist or no sale.

7. Well, you've a long and highly regarded career, and your mud pits are legendary.

1 - Not black. A consistency that you can hear the splat when they land in it.

2 - No real preferences. I don't like nipple piercings but if it ticked all the other boxes it wouldn't be enough to put me off.

3 - Nude throughout

4 - Anything upto and including JOI. Not particularly into the fucking. Although the one Carmen did last year was sensational.

5 - The one Cadence Lux did for MG last year, where she got pushed in face first with her hands tied behind her back and just rolled around in it for ages trying to free herself. That was perfect.

6 - No nudity/no faceplanting. It needs both or I won't buy it. The more of each, the better.

I forgot one.

6. Utility boilersuits and wellies. Denim dungarees (overalls) and wellies. PVC catsuits. Jeans and t-shirts. Spandex catsuits or leggings and top. Tracksuits, or tight, full-length running / workout gear.

1. The color of the mud should contrast with the color of the clothing in my eyes. To me seeing white or light colored clothing in darker or black mud is better because I imagine it will be stained for life. Seeing red or darker colored clothing in grey mud shows a better contrast. I like the mud to be pudding consistency where models have to work to walk making their falling into it more believable.
2. I have always found brunettes sexier in life. That said, hair color does not matter as much as seeing that the model has put effort into the hair styling. Bonus points decorative scrunchies or similar hair accessories. Size of the model does not matter as much as attitude. By that, I mean the model gets into the role whether that is enjoying the mess, pretending to be upset, etc. Boob size is also not a concern as long as the model has not had implants so large they are unreal.
3. I am really into nice clothing. Smart look business attire, wedding dresses, prom dresses, etc. are all nice to see messed up. Always enjoyed Three Stooges pie fights when the upper class looking model got pied. Whatever the mess is, starting fully clothed then down to lingerie after the outer layer is totally covered then to nude is my preference.
4. Any of these are okay. I always enjoy models having fun with the mess. Mud or oil wrestling is always fun. JOI can be fun, erotic or sex between real lovers can be nice. JOI and all the rest are not in my purchase aims.
5. These are all not in my target for content, but are okay.
6. More of what attracts me than repulses. Multiple angles of the mess happening. A nice clean up scene where the model showers especially if in clothing. Better if the model was nude and puts the messy clothing back on then removes it again during the clean up. The only put off I would highlight is the model truly upset.
7. Keep doing what you enjoy. I want to see a nicely dressed model have her clothing ruined. Bonus if the clothing gets so heavy it falls off or is taken off. Then the clean off. But that is me. Followed you since the Rob Blaine newsletter days.

1. The ideal color for me would completely contrast what color of clothes and look the model has on (dark on light or light on dark), but any single striking mud color overriding the colors they have clean works for me. As for consistency, I only ask for it to be sticky but ideally I'd love a midpoint where it's runny enough to make up whatever clothes they're wearing. Having the color changing by the season would be great.

2. I'm all for variety in body types. Makes it easier to identify multiple girls when they're coated in the same color. But I do lean onto curvy and busty bodies.

3. Big on wardrobe play. Anything works; fully clothed (especially the secretary or maid look, but casuals or party girl outfits work too), or in lingerie or bikinis. Plus points it's the classic WAM style where they start off fully dressed down to a full lingerie set, covering and slowly shedding pieces of their clothes to lighten the load, stripping to toplessness or nudity 50-75% of the way in. I don't even mind them keeping their full lingerie or bikini set on all the way through. Shoes are welcomed but logically they come off early. Big part of the appeal is a good round of clothes trashing.

4/5. Definitely leaning more into mud play (either the fun or fighty variety) before progressing to suggestive rubbing, caressing and kissing towards the end. Sexual stuff is best saved for last.

6. Only issue: Watching all the clothing coming off too early saps out the fun of it.

7. If nothing above works out, your current setup is fine as it is. The mud quality alone is top notch.

Gonna co_sign
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