So, I've been planning this for a very long time.
Real world events (for the past two years) and a few other things
have caused much delay, but I am finally happy to announce
The March Madness Diminutive Diva Pie Tournament.
All of my Divas will compete in a (pie in the) face off,
where the loser gets a humiliating punishment,
and the winner advances to the Elite 8, then the Final 4,
then the Final Showdown. Who will walk away the winner???
Print out your Diva bracket and try your best to match what will happen.
If you predict the winner, congratulations ---- you've managed to
guess correctly on a frivolous parody what you never were able to replicate
on the actual basketball bracket.
Stay tuned --- the Diva Tournament will commence soon.