Other than intentionally destroyed furniture or electronics, I want to hear about the accidents. Last night, I was mixing a couple bowls of cake batter for a quick session along with some pies and I reached for my phone, fumbled it somehow, and dropped it right in the bowl of slime.

Sound seems a little dimmer now but everything else seems to be ok. But I wanna hear the stories of carpet, cameras, couches, mattresses, etc that didn't survive their close encounters with our fetish.

Only intentionally so far. We love to destroy clothes, furniture, vases, glass, etc though. We've been saving enough stuff to do a small living room and destroy and break everything along with trashing me...

When I was dating James I lived in a house where the bathroom was upstairs and everything had to be carried upstairs and we got messy in the bathroom. I think we overused the shower or somehow the water got behind the bath seal and water was running down into the dining room below and straight onto my Laptop which back in 2004 cost £1000 It dried out a little but it was never the same after that ! This was the laptop I found UMD on !

My one and only(so far!) mud wallow. Thought I was organised with spare clothes etc, had a great time and took lots of pics then stashed my phone in my pocket. Got home, chucked clothe sin washing machine and half an hour later realised my phone was in my pocket on a hot wash! Grrrrrrr!

We've had some close calls, but thankfully no major un-doable accidents. FINGERS CROSSED.

We have a spare (old) cell phone that I have used in scenes for a little added touch.

On a couple of occasions I was getting messy/wet and THEN realized I still had my wallet in my back pocket but that doesn't meet the electronics or furniture criteria either

I will buy the hell out of that scene. Intentional messy destruction of furniture is like my fetish within the fetish.

My now wife and I have a couple of them. About a year or two into us dating, we decided to soak her in baby oil with the clothes she wore into the house. We had our fun, showered up (also in her clothes) and thought that would be the end of the mess. It never occurred to us that baby oil never truly dries like you'd think. It left a huge horseshoe shape stain from her butt and her oil stained skirt all through the cushion of my roommates brand new couch. I had to pay to replace the cushion.

Once we got married, we got a nice couple of rugs including one for the area of my collection of custom action figure projects and comic books. It has been my favorite rug. We got messy near that area for bizarre reason or another and in the heat of the passion and the moment, we ended up with banana cream pie all over the rug. It cleaned out of the rug, but it was a hard time getting that cleaned.

Lots of fun both and all times. We just use more caution now.

Let's see - I've ruined a couple of watches by mistake (including one really nice vintage one) by getting caught up in the moment and getting them soaked. Same with a few cel phones - although a couple of those were very much intentional. I love watching the screen go dark as the water floods in. I had an allegedly waterproof camera leak and get ruined, the SD card survived though so I at least had pics up to that point. There's that little panic moment when you realize that the watch, phone, whatever is ruined, but that's immediately replaced by the familiar naughty feeling you get from wrecking your clothes. Oops! Oh well

Yes I like this idea too. One of my ideas is a pie fight with several girls, and guys in a restaurant set, where all the chairs, tables, doors, windows, glasses etc are break away stunt props, as well as pieing the girls, a kind of staged, pretend fight starts and the whole set gets completely destroyed, a bit like the saloon brawls in old Westerns

One of my biggest regrets for the longest time was when I did a frosting photo shoot with one of my pairs of Cat Ear Headphones. I knew it would be a possibility that they could receive some damage from the frosting, but I thought it would just be the sound or something that would get messed up since I never use them for anything other than modeling anyways. But unfortunately after this shoot they died all together. They're discontinued and hard to find now. Luckily I found a replacement pair, but it took me almost 2 years to find that second pair.

In the early years of our marriage, my eyes wife and I pulled the mattress of our guest room bed and dragged it out into the garage for a messy night and I covered it in the plastic painters tarp. Typical pies and slimes. Nothing too crazy. But while cleaning up afterwards, I realized the plastic tore open and, to both of our horror, the mattress now had huge blue and green splotches all over it from the slime that came thru.

We still used it for many years afterwards because obviously once the sheets are on, you can't see the stains. Can't remember how or why we got rid of it though.

On another occasion, I was giving her a chocolate foot massage and we didn't really plan well for how to get her from the couch into the bathroom. Ended up with a conspicuous stain on the rug that we only noticed a couple days later. Hard to clean out at that point.

I once had a wam session with my VCR. Man was that hot.

I need more details.

Send me the link to your store via the USPS please. Or fax it to me. Whichever is easier.

I have big blue and purple stains on my bedframe from my paint sessions. It's untreated wood so the paint won't wash off completely. I keep my living space pretty clean, but I enjoy teasing myself with a few messy reminders like that.

I like this too, so I collect a few videos like that

Shooting one cold February a few years ago with my then partner in the half built studio we destroyed a gas space heater with a torrent of liquid potters' clay (or 'slip'). It's heavy and concentrated water bourne particles tend to splatter violently and everywhere asunder spraying everything in range - and thus irreversibly blocking the delicate ceramic elements (mistakenly facing the action). There is no effective way to clean them properly and had to bin it. The electric heater miraculously survives to this day.