Imagine - the next new producer to arrive on the scene - in a perfect world, what would their product look like?

Let your imagination go, but try to keep it a tiny bit realistic! The producer is tech savvy and has a great budget and facilities. And try to be a bit specific - not just "hot girls mud wrestling".

What are the key elements, style, themes or values you'd look for?

For me it would be a subscription site, with weekly (let's say) episodes of a messy adult variety show.
A long-suffering "straight man" anchor-woman (who never expects to get messy but somehow always does) presenting the show.
An all female cast, naturally - A stable of regular hotties playing recurring characters in a range of vaudeville style, variety-show type scenes.
A mixture of very adult slapstick comedy, nudity, costumes, sketches and games. The lightness of TV family comedy meets full nudity, cartoonish pratfalls and extreme, unrelenting messy scrapes.

Of course, this is very ambitious - that's the point. I'm not expecting it to happen. But if it did.... what would your 'perfect world' site contain? Who knows, maybe there's an eccentric millionaire out there waiting for inspiration.

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Lots of messy bare feet content like featuring the rare pieing of feet. In addition, the using of less common materials for mess, using things that have a gross factor also. The cherry on top I think would be showing messy footjobs to completion.

This is hard, I want course credit

I'm sure you're right, but as a lover of the wet/messy heel-shoed female foot the barefoot thing always seems more than adequately catered-for.

I think YCDTOI and the larger scale Top Gunge got pretty close for my money. Understandably short-lived due to the complexity and cost of their ambition.

How about this: A US version of Messy-Wrestling.com. The same 20- or 30-girl mud and oil wrestling parties, but filmed in some ethnically diverse place like NYC, so you get black, Latina, Asian, white, and orange models in the mud.

For me, it would be a cross between Silly Gilly's House and Gungegirls.

Loads of colourful shaving foam pies, but with the models from Gungegirls- Naomi K, Naomi Wood, Fi Stevens, Charley Atwell, Kiera etc. Throw a few topless/nude scenes in their as well. This would literally be my dream WAM site.

Unfortunately, no one is producing anything close to this at the moment. Which is a shame, because it's not even *that* unrealistic

Nick, sounds like you are talking about a show with skits like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMzZfRihX4o "Drive In Pie Fight", and the entire show is comprised of wam skits. I'd be on board with that!

I always found the girls on Hee-Haw very hot and wished they incorporated wam into their skits.

Mine would be Rich rounding up 6 or 7 good looking college girls looking for a quick buck, and doing another YCDTOTI type project (obviously not all shooting at once) using green screens from YCDTOTV, the laugh track, bad jokes (steal them right from the show if you have to), more slime intensive, and fewer costumes, just regular, somewhat hot looking outfits. Shorter scenes with a few CM pies and some slimes (more chunkier formula), but then compiled into a 15 or 20 minute show.

Just a dream scenario, not an expectation, but one can dream...

Yes, this looks pretty close!

I think my ideal would probably be a raunchier version of Top Gunge, with elements of YCTOTI (costumes, skits & running jokes), Gunge Tank Girls (games like Goopermarket Sweep) and Gunge Mistress (light bondage) thrown in. Add some more pies, some Proper Messy style location shots, a bit of clothes ripping and toplessness and I'd be a very happy boy. And to make it perfect, I'd have a regular feature with Messy Jessie doing whatever the hell she wanted.

Ooh, and the Mucky Bucket from Glamour Gunge/Girls Get Gunged, along with some of their games.

Basically Facial Abuse except with green methylcellulose.

Or Bound 2 B Messy, but with regular updates and less food play.

Years ago, I wrote about half of a full-blown YCDTOTV parody. The idea was similar to yours... I was gonna round up models I trusted in batches of 2 and 3, and shoot the skits (many messy, some not) and then edit it all together to make it appear like I had a cast of 6-7 girls at once.

I actually went as far as trying to find a school desk for the classroom (no dice)... And also realized green slime and green screen don't mix. (The Moonins had a great alternative of actually creating "links" behind a blue backdrop tho.)

BUT... I just couldn't make the logistics work, and I realized the time and effort involved would be brutal. Now it still *might* happen, but it would have to be the perfect combo of timing and models. But don't lose hope!!

Dirty gay stuff!

---------------If you are turned off by two guys making out, stop reading here------------

Two guys who start off doing vanilla gay porn, but things get messy, fast.

-A guy gets pied while sucking cock, then goes back to sucking cock.
-A guy who is getting his cock sucked pied. A guy riding a cock, or on his back, with his feet in the air and a cock up his ass, and he gets slimed.
-A guy who is topping another guy, doggy style, and he gets slimed.
-A guy who's about to get a facial, but instead gets like a water blaster full of yogurt to the face.

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The are all things I'd love to make, but I'm way too shy to ask these things. It took a lot of courage just to make ads for guys to respond to, for what Splatter Island was when it first started. And then it took time for me to get up the gumption to ask them to take off their clothes, down to their underwear. Then it took a lot of gumption to ask them to do a nude scene. But, on top of all that, I need more space. I can't film two guys in the set up I have now, let alone all the room I would need to film something like it.

Mine would be something similar; basically adult Top Gunge based in the Gunge Booths as a quiz/game show with messy challenges (like a buzz wire challenge with automatic panty filling for every buzz, girls trying to carry trifles in their panties through an obstacle course etc), forfeits etc. Two teams of two girls trying to keep their clothes on and avoid the mess basically. Bare-ass cake sitting essential. Of course.

piboiva you know that some of my videos have cocksucking and pies right?

PFFF!!! I for one am sure glad they do!!!!! Not enough of that around here in my opinion and if anyone feels shy to do so here's my words of encouragement because its TRULY AMAZING!!!!!!!

LOL thanks

Somebody in the South infiltrates the local four-wheeling crowd and films all the redneck babes getting muddy in that thick red clay, eventually adding fetish models to the mix.

I would love to see wam produced sitcom. Like "Two Broke Girls" but every episode puts one or both of them in very embarrassing situations. No full nudity, but occasionally one might "accidentally" lose some of her clothes and frantically cover herself with her hands (so never exposed, but acting very exposed and embarrassed). They would often get a new job or have volunteered for something not realizing they would then have to wear an embarrassing uniform/costume. Pies, cakes, slime, falls, dunk tanks, tripping into mud, getting sprayed with something would happen whenever it fit the scene, and we'd have a few seconds to enjoy their humiliated reactions in real time while we hear the studio audience (or canned) laughter. The scene might continue to finish the story while they still drip uncomfortably. Special guest stars could arrive in different episodes, but everyone on camera never breaks character (so they can laugh at other characters' humiliations, but never their own).