To commemorate making my 200th friend here on UMD, I am looking for dares. I fancy getting myself messy this week, maybe in some soccer socks and shorts, or in some boxers. Maybe in a suit...
The question is, what do you think I should wear and what substance(s) should I use? Pics will be posted...
If you want inspiration, I celebrated 1000 views, by sitting in shaving foam, pieing myself, and putting custard over my head, while wearing Lycra. Continuing with the boxer shorts theme, dunk them in cream or custard, put them on the fill them. I'm planning something having reached 100 friends.
Messy wearing jeans and a nice polo shirt. Begin with ketchup, mustard, syrup, chocolate sauce, spaghetti sauce. Maybe paint a big "200" on your shirt. Then you can finish it off by ripping up the shirt. Congratulations!
Loving the suggestions so far guys, particularly the gallons of custard, semolina and syrup suggestion; also the treacle, melted ice cream and ketchup suggestions as I've never tried them before.
I'm thinking some yucky tomato pasta sauce in my shoes and over my head, followed by some custard (who doesn't love custard?!), a nice can or two of mushy peas inside the shorts, a bucket of oatmeal (good Scottish porridge, bleuch) generally all over, and a nice glazing with some honey or syrup.
Hopefully this weekend, turned out I've been a bit busier this week than I'd expected I'd be.
Love you, too
