We interrupt the routine weekend cavalcade posting of messy weiner selfies to bring you a 27 minute clip of a cute girl passionately mashing 400 eggs into herself.
smudge said: That girl just doesn't know how to crack an egg. She is going to be so bruised. Ouch.
Right?? Some of those little bastards were tough (not that whapping them into your upper left boobage is going to crack anything). Should have pre-cracked them a little with a tack hammer or something beforehand -it's not like she's giving a shit about making a mess on the floor or something.
smudge said: That girl just doesn't know how to crack an egg. She is going to be so bruised. Ouch.
Right?? Some of those little bastards were tough (not that whapping them into your upper left boobage is going to crack anything). Should have pre-cracked them a little with a tack hammer or something beforehand -it's not like she's giving a shit about making a mess on the floor or something.
Yeah, I mentioned that the last time. She HAD to be *so* bruised afterward!
And that wall behind her is going to be a bitch to clean!
But the end result, her- covered in eggs - is pretty hot! And I love the egg shells sticking in her hair! :lovestruck:
Well, you know, an artist has to suffer for her art! :devil: (wink. )
Love you, too
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