I cover myself with 2 bowls of chocolate batter, tipping it over my head, my body, and down my boxer shorts. To insure facial coverage I pie myself with a chocolate pie. I rub the chocolate all over my body and start putting my hand down my pants. Soon I lose my boxers and start to masturbate properly. I then pie myself with creamy gooey pies, hitting them into my face and letting the remains drop over my body and hard cock. After the last pie hits my face I masturbate until I cum, letting it shoot everywhere. One of the best orgasms ever!
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