The segment must've run about 70 minutes (probably the longest ever) >>> and it was a total nothingburger.

Only one decent pie and one pathetically weak pie for the women.

The women slaughtered the men and were merciless from start to finish. I'm guessing they threw 12+ pies and none of them were polite.

Near the end of the program Ruda ("Token") had a chance to exact a minuscule measure of revenge. However, he gently touched the pie to the face of a beautiful Brazilian girl with a beautiful giant head of hair.

If you missed the episode congratulate yourself and don't watch the replay (whenever they get around to posting it). It was brutal.

So Show That Was Always An Epic Frustration returns after months away.

Immediately becomes an epic frustration.

On the plus side, if anything will make their YouTube channel start posting HD videos (or any videos) again, it's a 70-minute male pie fest.

Jesus tap dancing Christ that was bad. Love that they didn't do anything to the female captain last week when the girls lost, but this week they made sure the guy captain got multiple pies and water.

And the abusive lover that is CM has returned to our lives. Please don't hurt us CM, we only want you to make us happy.

The Unique Decent Pie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndSNoY5Ly0

Well, on the bright side, they did upload this episode to YouTube.

Quoting myself for calling it.

I get the feeling that the new era of CM is gonna skew 90-10 for men getting pied. With this format, it's so ridiculously easy to rig the game it's not even funny. And of course, make sure that the losing captain gets pied to oblivion only when the men lose, because rules are SO 2016.

The one game where a couple women actually get decently pied will be the one they "forget" to upload, of course. Calling that one right now.

I think they've tacitly given up the pretense that the program is a genuine contest. They're appealing entirely to a young female audience that buys into the "model lifestyle" segment that precedes the games. They assume this demographic will only watch if the men are smashed and humiliated.

The first two episodes prove that the people behind CM aren't bright, don't know what they're doing and are out of ideas.

But then again next week's episode may accidentally be the best pie fight in television history. You never know with this shit-show.