Well, well, well...

Those following our exploits will have noticed that we've recently been testing a studio set-up. It's with extremely great pleasure that not only are we past the testing phase, we now have a fucking kick-ass logo.

Gretchen (a wonderful partner in slime) will be the first in the hot seat, and we'll be kicking it off by doing what I have churlishly called a "21 can salute".

Will Gretchen manage to answer any of the questions on 1990s US ice hockey teams? Will she avoid the deluge of rice pudding entering her swimsuit? Will she escape looking like a extreme interpretation of a dessert? Will she...

Look I think you can probably guess the answer is no (it's a mess forum, not a quiz forum). Look forward to the results on our profile soon...



Devon help her...

Congrats!

Can't wait to see what you get up to this year

This sounds like a great fun game to play. I think it's probably safe to say she will end up covered in all 21 cans. Have you chosen the swimsuit for the occasion yet?

Sincerely hope you're not questioning the integrity of the Splot Seat... I'm appalled...

As for the choice of swimsuit, we're looking at a black aquablade from our "elite stash"

I love speedo aquablade, can't wait for pics

I love this concept do you think you might do one (swimsuit quiz) at some point with colorful gunge?

Well, they're now sitting on my camera so expect them on our profile very soon...


We can certainly add a quiz in there as we've certainly had a love of colourful gunge over the years

This sounds incredible and what's not to love about a tight and shiny Speedo Aquablade.

Look forward to seeing the results

An aquablade is a fantastic suit. We do have a few in the stockpile still.

As for the results, our profile now has them on it. And you can see how we got to our after photo...