Hot Mess Pies will soon be back with new content, starting with Shelby's Audition! This cutie loves cars, nerd culture, books and getting covered in pies. You can tell she has a blast the whole time and frequently hits herself with pies, and scoops the mess off her body to cover her face again.

Available later this month in the UMD store, check out the preview video and a GIF of her first pie!

You can get our other videos right now at discount in the store as well: https://hot-mess-pies.umd.net/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGcknuufw9I

No boobs? Is this a Rich custom?

Fantastic clip of Shelby!

LOL you do know that MostWAM are far and away the biggest producers out there... and they NEVER show boobs, right?

I do appreciate the running joke, but understand I'm not this lone holdout you keep making me out to be.... That's all.

We personally haven't done nudity because it was easier to get models and they charge less. Doesn't mean it won't happen in the future!

And I'll take any comparison to Rich's work as a compliment.

I know. I know. I usually root my sense of humor in taking a half-truth and exaggerating the hell out of it. And I only kid around with people I like. (Also, its why you never see me ribbing Devo77. )

Umm... not sure if you're being sarcastic or just never bought a Sky scene...?

Shelby is fantastic!