Hello lovely members and producers of umd.net messy fetish community.

This is my coming out party I guess. I have to first apologize for reading so many of your posts and comments over the years with no participation what's so ever. So here I am. I've looked at a lot of amazing free sample pictures and have purchased very little, so I made a purchase at messygirl.com today. It was the THATS SO 90'S video. Fucking amazing! Mind blowing! Can't wait to share it with my super hot wife.

I've been married to the right woman for a very long time and I could never do anything to jeopardize our relationship. We're a little older now and a little more open to indulging and sharing more of our fantasies with each other. We've been into wam our whole relationship but understandably she has never wanted me to spend a lot time on the computer looking at other beautiful women. We are a lot more secure and confident now that we're in our late 30s. She is comforted by the fact that there is a website forum for people like me so I don't have to feel like too much of a fucking weirdo.

I tried to put my likes and history of wam in my profile about me section. You could probably guess by now that I really really like women getting green, or any color but especially lime green, slime poured right on the top of their heads. I'm not a look up and catch it in the face type, but I do laugh when that happens and brings me joy. I just like seeing their cute faces and smiles half covered and dripping but the mass of glop on that hair.

Anglefan brought me here for years in the beginning, and the man and the wife is the reason I won't leave yet. Many great producers and models have come and gone over the years and the ones that have stayed have been so good.

I'm pretty sure I saw an interview with Larzstord in tears about finding acceptance in the wet and messy fetish community. It really inspired me to do the same. She has a wild style and a good heart. I felt for that woman. She was unbelievably brave. If it wasn't her and somebody else, sorry.

The community comments are usually very supportive. So many of them write well, friendly and with respect. Many show great intellect, wittiness and creativity in their words. Wam is for the creative minds. Amazing colors and textures, expressions and sensations. Ive also seen very little signs of predators here.

Thank you everybody for just being you. Much love for the umd.net wam community. If you want to be friends or talk or whatever I'm here.

I had to re-edit this post because I put a picture of dolly partin at the end that broke the rules so I already fucked up. Sorry. I scribbled over a logo in the picture and the admin says the picture was intended for minors. I get that now. I didn't want to be that creepy and I would never intentionally have anything to do with that kind of shit. It won't happen again. I guess we're off to a bad start. Fuck. So here's a quick drawing I did of my wife. I hope that's acceptable.

Welcome!

Agreed this is a supportive community, and has become more so as it's evolved over time. I remember the days of Usenet 30 years ago, when there were serious discussions about "how do I hide my collection from my wife", the answer to which was apparently "bury it under multiple layers of software utilities", which is kind of "seven layers of horse-porn theory" in reverse. I'd expect a question like that to have at least some people questioning the ethics these days. See the ongoing "Wam and Charity" thread for a good insight into the modern wam mindset, that's a nice discussion to see.

Know exactly what you mean about "feeling like a weirdo", I'm 57 and for the first 27 years of my life was convinced I was the only person on the planet who got turned on seeing fully clothed women getting wet and messy. Back in about 92 I once asked a shopkeeper in Amsterdam who had a whole store of naked oil and mud wrestling videos on sale, if he had any where the women kept their clothes on. He looked at me like I'd asked for a deep-fried squirrel dipped in chocolate.

Yay for an accepting partner. I got lucky too, and our relationship is built on trust and emotional connection, not sex, so she's no problem with me shooting scenes or watching videos. The thing about fetishes is they are largely impersonal - it's about the actual fetish item or activity, not the individuial. A lot of people struggle with that.

Sorry you ran into image issues, it's worth taking the time to read the Terms of Service at https://umd.net/termsofservice - all written by MM himself and no lawyerbabble, and regularly updated. It's kind of strange to realise just how much the world, society, and the regulatory frameworks, have changed in the 27 years UMD's been running.

DungeonMasterOne,

I loved your reply. Your stories are funny and well said. Thanks man.
" deep-fried squirrel dipped in chocolate." lol