This particular scolding-word has always brought my heart right into my mouth. I'm reclaiming it.

Happy Easter UMD,

Marion

Thanks for gracing us with your talents Marion.

Thanks, guys.

I'm insurmountably clumsy. I always find it acutely embarrassing when I spill something accidentally in public and there’s a fuss over the mess. It’s just like sudden sex-on-TV when you’re watching it with your Mum, for me: jarring and unwelcome.

This picture is my little mental flash-card for saying that I can cope with the shame-trigger. Because, let’s face it, when I mean to make a mess the result could not conceivably be interpreted as an accident…

Marion