Has anyone tried Coffee Mate Cold Foam?
From the looks of the TV ads, it appears to be as thick as shaving foam but since ads can be deceiving, I figured I'd ask before buying any.

I asked this very question a little while ago with no response. So good luck! And if you try it please report back.

Will do.

Well, I finally bought a can and checked it out.
First of all, it's very tasty. I comes in two flavors, both of which I highly recommend.
Now, would I recommend it for a WAM session? No. It's about 60% air and would probably evaporate very shortly after application.
It would be nice for a one-on-one session with no videos or cameras, but I would not recommend it for any kind of filming.