Well, we might as well get the complaining off to a strong start.

They've wasted 12 whole minutes on the stupid modelling competition.

Also, today I learned that Atroveran is a drug used to treat muscle spasms.

Paloma with her hair up and recieving an "avoid the hair" pie, her first ever. Starting to like Victoria more and more each week, she got destroyed with her first pie and doesn't seem to care.

http://www.redetv.uol.com.br/aovivo/

Decent show so far, they're really flying thru questions now, not much for aftermath and they're going quick to the replays. Nothing too memorable so far, the pies have been solid here and there. Maybe our expectations are too high?

I think this is pretty much the same cast of ladies as the last 3 weeks, we could use a few newbies in replace of Ana, maybe Dani. Kind of bored with her and her hair being up all the time really sucks.

The men are getting a lot more questions correct than last week, but are giving shit pies.

Karla's face just got turned into a big green blob, on the plus side.

Gio's opponent planting seeds wanting to be the new male goofball.

Three times, in fact

I'd really rather not resort to cursing, but that fucking moron pied her ARMS.

good show, maybe not as great as the past few weeks. NuJu took about 7 or 8 hair pies at once at the end. Victoria, Dani probably got the most pies, Ana got pied well by her standards. Karla took some good pies. Didn't like Paloma and Gio practically staying clean.

I've been taking Atroveran for the last week and I'm all spasmed out.

Lots of pies... Lots of shitty pies... Some excellent pies too.

In a week where Ugly Bieber stayed relatively clean (but still pied Ana terribly, because he's a waste regardless).... The Useless Cast Member Award goes to Fake Gavin Rossdale, who made sure Gio stayed 99% clean. (OK he pied her once, but terribly. She returned the favor by destroying him multiple times. White knights are the worst, Fake Gavin.) He also got pied by numerous other women too, because... Conexao. So yeah, he's the worst until someone worse comes along.

MVP of the men, on the other hand? Whatever guy was up against Karla. I hope the others were taking notes. He pied her three times, every single one AMAZING. If he'd been pieing her last week (when she took 6), she'd have looked like Token does every week. As it was, Karla gets the Female MVP Award two weeks running. Close second? Victoria, especially that final out-of-nowhere epic pie after some good-not-great ones before.

Paloma's guy sucked too, but she's had two solid weeks so I can let this one slide. Short Hair (Veronica?) took one great one and one terrible one. Eh. New women left no impression, although one apparently had pieable hair, or something. And it looks like Dani has assumed the Barb role by default, which is too bad, because she's bad at it and Barb takes WAY better pies. They really need to bring Barb back already, especially considering they still hype her on IG.

Great show if you like hair WAM. Decent show if you like facial pies. And as if to prove my theory correct, Julia 2.0 continued the "Female Losing" trend, taking a ton of pies in such a haphazard way (and right before the show ended) that I still have no idea if her face got pied or not. (I'm guessing not.) Like I said, great show for hair WAM.

But you know what? That random "Tudo Pela Audiencia" show pieing their entire female cast (mostly well, and with great aftermath) was such a bonus this week... Can't even get mad at CM. As I said before, they're now using upwards of 50 pies a show. Even with the females taking less than half, and the men only delivering half the time, that's still decent odds. If this is "default" for the show now, I'll gladly take it.

I haven't watched this weeks, but anyone else noticed that whenever the males win a round they are told which pie to pick up from someone off camera? That seems to be why they always get the pies with the written penalties on the bottom. Well, that and the show being fixed.

Yep, it's been pretty obvious every since the days of "pie punishments."

Sometimes it DOES work the other way... One of the best pieings Barb ever took was a double from CurlyFuck, no less (he wasn't 100% waste yet), and it happened because of a punishment, so I have to assume Barb annoyed the producers as much as everyone else.

It's not so bad in the current incarnation, mainly because there aren't many punishment pies relative to the large number overall.

Damn straight. Why, I could kiss that man! Actually no...that's too much. Way too much. Nevertheless, outstanding work, hope he continues to stand in the stead of that tall biker-looking chap and - God forbid that they ever should return - the twin dufuses (dufii?)

That first green pie for Karla...wow. Just wow. Definitely up there with my favourite CM pies ever. Karla is probably my favourite girl at the moment. Properly gorgeous, and she seems ok with getting creamed.

I know what people mean about the need for fresh faces, though. Dani used to be one of my favourite targets. Now I'm just a bit bored of her and her attitude.

NuJu snapchat confirmation: CM is taping now and.... Curlyfuck is back

Best. Pie. Ever.

He was thrown out the window of the Atroveran bus after trying to score with a wannabe model.

I don't think I could tolerate Barbara, Dani, Julia Cardones, Maria, Nadia and Naty (Holy) Toledo appearing in the same episode.

I'm glad they're rotated in and out in small doses and tolerable intervals.

The new girls are more uninhibited and/or talented.

However, they still need to find a mean girl to substitute for Barbara.

I disagree, I might be in the minority, but I find the show much more enjoyable when Barbara is not there. She just causes unnecessary drama and messes up the atmosphere. It's always the same pattern, she has no problem destroying the dudes, but the second they try to do the same to her she throws a tantrum or cries. The new girls are a lot more fun and take a lot more pies.

On side note, with the new captain system, I wonder if they'll finally make the female host play against some special guest or something. Who am I kidding, they'll probably rig it for her to win anyway.

Barb is completely unpredictable and you're probably right. She DOES upset the atmosphere more often than not. And sometimes she does the super whine thing about the pies.

But then sometimes, she flicks a switch (or switches personalities) and she's suddenly fine (or tolerable) with being pied. And of course, unlike every other model (including, sadly, Karla), Barb doesn't wipe. Which means her best pieings are still among the best pieings in the history of this show.

I guess I just dream of Barb returning and having to take 6 pies thanks to her idiot captain, a la Karla a week back. That could possibly be the greatest thing CM has ever done. But yes, more than likely she just comes back, destroys a dude with pies, and gets one half-assed nose/chin pie in return. (Much like Gio this episode.) She's infuriating like that. (And yes, it infuriates me that I would much rather have her on than Dani, Ana, or Julia 1.0.)

Rich: what is this "Tudo Pela Audiencia" you speak of? Hopefully we'll get to see a recording of it...soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0hYX4xEwUQ

Or as it's known on the UMD... "New pie game."

Or "Girl take pie in the face" (10X).

New promo just up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tNBJoYEm_U

The good: Paloma pied early on.
The "eh": New models! (Not pied.)
The bad: Karla might be breaking her 2-week "winning" streak.
And those waiting for Gio to finally get a partner worthy enough to pie her well (and often)... This, once again, is not your week. Ah, Ugly Bieber, the one guy who pies himself better than any female. It's a cruel irony that Gio pies the shit out of him in a way he is incapable of doing to any non-male. But hey, she "kissed" you. Your White Knighting is paying off! Just like it did for....

The ugly: CurlyFuck returns. God help us all.

Looks like balloons are replacing the eggs. Hopefuly that is still played by one model, I don't want the ladies to be pre soaked with their hair up for the pies.

Based on snapchats of Gio, her and Ugly Biebs might be pretty tight in real life.

I'm expecting the ladies to win for the next 4 weeks.

The first thing I see in the preview video is the return of the balloons.

Oh shit!

The balloons fukk everything up.

Remember?

The girls were allowed to (secretly) select a balloon instead of a pie.

The balloon almost always misses the mark and/or the girls jump out of the way.

I hope the balloons are not a permanent feature.

Balloons are a different round. Like eggs.

Are Ugly Bieber and Gio "tight" like a normal couple, or "tight" like CurlyFuck and the women he stalks? (Julia 2.0, Karla, etc etc.)
And I assume this means Gio gets a question right and pies the shit out of Ugly Biebs... Ugly Biebs gets a question right and pies the shit out of himself.

Also if the camera man won't even get a shot of the losing (female) captain's face post-pie, it doesn't really matter to me if they win or not. Obviously, the camera man will capture every last detail of the guy getting destroyed with 20 pies.

The next thing I see is that Paloma has her hair tied up, again.

While she looks lovely with her hair up I'd rather see a pie dragged through her long hair.

The trend of the girls wrapping towels around their hair is also a bit of a buzzkill.

I hope Gio received double pay ($70?) for having to kiss the goofball.

I hope you're correct that the balloons are a separate round.

However, if you look in the background when Curly/Screech receives a balloon "Agora Torta" is displayed on the screen.

They usually don't turn on the "Agora Torta" screen until the pie segment begins.

We'll have to wait and see.