I made a small addition that should allow you to focus more on the women. Please let me know what you think of it. Also, even though the show is infuriating, it also still turns out some absolute gems each week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHvXVOL7RI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KcJpbEI1Yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GId-w_oEOLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVj7dIIyB4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHt3tG_nj4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzSuiDJjGu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADklSg5O2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7JbnkBVPVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjmILxcnHs0

Thanks for these....very entertaining...the first model seems to have gotten it the best/worst...but there are several really good hits....nice to see Barbara getting it pretty good (though her attitude is "Just hurry up and pie me, already!")...she must either need the money or the exposure, or both...

thanks for these edits! Agree with Rich in the other thread...I thought this was a solid episode. Barbara got destroyed (for her) and did the whiney post pie which is always a turn-on for me. thanks again

Barbara receives a giant green pie next week.

This picture was posted on IG today.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEtl8I9AjM_/?taken-by=conexaomodels

The other amazing thing in that pic (besides a fully-pied Barb) is the lack of pie on one twin AND Curly. Wouldn't it be a beautiful thing if Barb actually receives more pies than either twin this week??

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Never gon' happen. But still.]

Also, I'm assuming the one they shot the other day (minus twins) airs the following week.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Please send both twins on the road a la D'Lucca. The teen girls will love it. The true CM audience will love it. Anyway.]

Just-posted promo actually shows women getting pied. (!!)

Also confirms Heavy Metal Guy is turning into Idiot Twin #3 when it comes to terrible pie technique. Also, far too many guys covered (again) but at least neither twin is covered head to toe in whipped cream like last week.

Also, Camera Guy is welcome to shoot from the opposite angle so we can see some previously pied women once in a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKsPZEKXvqo

The fact that they fucked up the camera angles and editing so terribly in the switch to Conexao Models annoys me to no end.

1. Have as many of the girls in frame at a time as possible
2. Instruct the men to wait until the girl is seated to pie her
3. Don't move the camera away from the girl's face for ANY reason
(4. Hire a full team of alternating Diogos and Tokens)

Eh, the old Chega was still notorious for crap editing, sometimes obviously due to model bitching (remember the great Barb pie shot from super wide angle with NO aftermath??), and that final episode was worse camera work than anything in the new CM.

That said, the old format allowed you to often see post-pied girls standing behind the host... or behind the contestant ringing in. Now the contestants stand behind a blank wall, the host stands apart from both teams, and the angle always shows the guy's team before, during, and after a pieing.

So basically, you HAVE to see every pied guy whenever you're watching a good female hit. And you won't see any aftermath unless the camera guy decides to follow the model around (which happens a bit, but not often). Pretty terrible.

I don't like the guys pieing the girl standing up either, but at least they actually pie her well when that happens. They're running at a 50% success rate when the girl is sitting there motionless and they have all the time in the world, for some bizarre reason. Exception of course is Dumbest... who pies women terribly when they're seated... and just throws a pie plate in their general direction when they're standing.

Tattoo Arms and Token are great. Unfortunately the twins and their terrible pie technique, random "hair wraps," gentle "pie taps," and the ever-popular "I will pie myself because I'm such a gentleman" move garner all the social media love... So it's no wonder most of the guys are trying to emulate that emasculated approach, with depressing results.

I think I'm just depressed because Prince is still dead.

I'm going to rent a bus. Paint the name of a "modeling agency" on it. Drive around Brazil and "audition" young ladies for a big "contest".

These guys are genius!

I wonder how many of these hopeful girls Dlucca has banged?

The idiot twins have an overbearing mother who used to comment excessively on FB and IG in defense of her stunted sons.

They probably have a psychological issue that prevents them from throwing pies squarely in the face of the women.

The other men follow their lead, pie the women gently, with the hope of stealing some of their limelight.

The show devolves to the point where win or lose every male is throwing every pie in his own face to advance their career.

Okay, we're not there yet.

However, each week the trend has gotten worse.

On the other hand, Rich, you now have a folder filled with excellent gooey pie hits of super pretty models in sexy dresses/skirts...the likes of which this community has not seen before...all good things must come to an end (... same with the Wildwood Flower)

Oh sure, CM has definitely been quality over the past year. (Except for all the folks who loudly hate the pie formula, or the hits, or the girls, or whatever....)

The unfortunate thing is it's really the ONLY quality mainstream stuff right now. The other Brazilian & Latin shows combined produce almost nothing. The U.S. gives us nothing. (Boom?!? Please.) The U.K. has nothing. (Wild Things wasn't bad, but beyond that...)

I think our fear is that CM will decline as badly as Domingo Legal, and there will be nothing in its place. I know WAM abhors a vacuum, but.....