Horse just did some breakdancing, replete with the splits. Sign of the Apocalypse? I'm thinking: yes.

Also some underwhelming nonsense going on with slime-filled eggs. Will it encroach oin the time alloted for pies? Only time will tell!

Aren't these boys just the silliest?!?!? AHAHAHAHA

Yeah it's pure comedic brilliance.

Ok episode, but every show is the same, guys get more pies, and guys get pied better.

At some point they should replace the ladies with female mannequins and see if anyone would notice.

Hopefully when this contest is over they get a new cast of ladies that are maybe at least somewhat interested in being there.

If they keep the captains and the girls lose, do you think they'll give them 5 straight pies at the end like what happened to Diego? Not a chance. But I think Dani and Nadia were at the taping that airs next week and I those are the only ones I could see taking those pies at the end.

Male models are the last species so universally regarded as idiots, Ben Stiller was able to make one great movie (and one awful sequel) with nothing but variations of that one joke.

CM might be the only program in history willing to give said idiots a stage to showcase their comedic "talents." Can't imagine what could go wrong there.

Also, you couldn't pay me the entire budget of this show to watch this show in real time.

So, CM proved it is willing to hit someone with 5 pies again.......

......Providing that someone is Ugly Bieber and not Barb.

CM, kicking the community in the collective crotch as always.


EDIT: Just to be fair, some new girl got absolutely destroyed early on. Two fantastic pies... which might be the best one-two of the new game. On the downside, 5 different guys got pied around her.

EDIT 2: Ana got a solid pie. Karla got destroyed, finally, by Ugly Bieber (bad angle of course)... That was her third and best pieing. Everything else was a miss. Half pies, hair pies, and also this baffling logic:
1) New girl who got destroyed pied her guy weakly, so host decided he hadn't been pied well... and he got 4 (!!) additional pies thanks to new girl and Heavy Metal Idiot.
2) Julia 2.0 got pied weakly by her guy, so host decided Julia needed to get destroyed. HA! Kidding! They had a guy from the audience destroy the dude instead.
Just so we're counting... Two guys got destroyed by 2 OTHER guys today. There were only two girls TOTAL who even got it on the same level.

And just to end it on the shittiest note possible, Barb pied two different guys (well, of course), and then "won" the last question leading to Ugly Bieber getting 5 pies in a row. Would Barb have gotten the same treatment had she lost? Do you SERIOUSLY have to ask?!?

At least the pie segment finally went long. Didn't seem to be any punishment pies, just the random additional pies dispensed by the host to poor dudes. 80% of the male team refuses to pie well, including poor Ruda, who must be on some "pie probation" now for being too good at his only job in previous weeks. I'd be fine with Barb doing this stupid "co-host" thing every week if I thought there was a 50% chance she'd get destroyed at the end, but I suspect that wouldn't happen regardless. (So watch her be co-host every week.)

This is the last standing bastion of mainstream WAM, ladies and gents. Behold your kingdom and weep.

Also a guy gave NuJu a chin pie knowing he was going to get a pie in return, so they picked a dude out of the audience to destroy him with a pie.

Carla got 3 and someone else got 2, but that was about it for today.

I thought that compared to the last few episodes, this one was a considerable improvement. I don't even remember the last time one of the women got more than a single pie.