The horse is now notably short, having previously been notably tall. It's an incredible turnaround for the lad. Nowt else has happened yet of any note, mind...aside from a bit of dancing about and general merriment.

If you read the above, sorry. I owe you 15 seconds of life.

This changes everything.

Curly took his mental pills and was suspended for the week.

Yeah...I feel the same way. Confused...maybe even a touch angry. We'll see how it pans out.

Christ knows what's happening now but the horse is sitting on the floor wearing a backpack the wrong way round. Now he's looking into a vanity mirror...and now he's buggered off again. Phew. It's all go. Thus ends my running commentary for the night. Can't do it anymore...it's exhausting.

Oh jesus christ, this is going to be another one of those episodes. We're off to one of the worst starts ever. Holy shit, even token can't give a good pie anymore.

I can't fathom why long-hair-guy is even showing any discontent over getting a question wrong since he wants to get them wrong.

This already sucks on so many levels.

Metal head guy can fuck right off.

It looks like the three pies we saw in the preview were the only three pies there are going to be today. Also, fuck the host. What a biased piece of shit she is.

When you play for an hour, and the ladies get 80% right, it's not a fun episdoe.


no average pies today. It's wrap around, or blatently below the nose pies. These guys are fucking pansies.

It honestly doesn't matter what percent they get right at this point. They could get 20% right and the men would still get 80% of the pies.

Oh my god, fuck token. I never thought I would say it but metalhead gave a better pie this week.

5 women clean in a one hour game. Token giving a chin pie. New management on the show apparently.

Alright, before we go all out on the show, there were a few decent pies. As long as I can walk away with new material to wank to, I'll live with it.

Remember when I said 'at least this weeks can't be any worse'? This weeks was worse.