So, tomorrow is National Chocolate Day on Everything. Which to most would be waffles, ice cream, pancakes and the like.
However to us, it would probably mean Baps (boobs), Buns (bums), and flapjack (pussy). As well as a good pouring over the rest of the body and head.
The same mindset is shown by those people at the gutter rag that is the Sunday Sport. As they present a 3 page special of naked lovelies coated in the coco delight.
Enjoy people, and don't forget to celebrate tomorrow