So that comic style gutter rag that is The Sport, in particular todays Weekend Sport have been at it again
Apparently (as you take most stories in The Sport with a pinch of salt) in a recent survey women say that they prefer eating chocolate to having sex. So in the normal Sport way, we get 5 pages of topless women covered in chocolate.
As usual not the total chocolate fest we'd all love (and we know Dani Maye can get absolute deluged), but it's 5 pages of topless women with chocolate on so better then boring politics, crap and bad news (like all the other papers.)