https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFwR0Qro968

Did someone pull the other thread? The link was bad regardless.

OK pies (for Nadia at least)... Terrible, terrible camerawork, and basically no aftermath. Also, in a move that shocks no one, Barb is both a terrible pie-r (of women only), ducks her only pie, and then doesn't participate for the rest of the game.

Way to kick us when we're down CM - out of 7 pies, one was both a solid hit and had reasonable aftermath (Gabi's second) - the rest were either poor-middling or had little to no aftermath - Barb and Dani both opted out after 1 pie, and the male host (predictably) was destroyed by both sides at the end.

Sigh.

I would expect nothing less.
This was shot back in December when Barb had basically already checked out... Dani's been disgruntled forever... Nadia was solid, but camerawork sucked, and not sure about the other brunette.
Somehow we lost Naty and the hot blonde who did all the other stunts. Shocker!

EDIT: Did I mention I've got a Chega Mais scene in the works? Life will be better soon.

Typical Barbara. She gets upset over a very ineffectual pie-ing and reaches out to grab the guy. 5m48s.

Chega Mais apparently abandoned these games prior to the pie-fight. As SStuff said the camera work was horrible. The entire production was amateurish and terribly boring. (Thongs for the girls would've saved it.)

Additional: It was announced today that the idiot twins are returning to the show this week. Chega Mais Instagram was flooded with comments from 11 year old girls.

The host of this disaster (in the white diaper) is the Chega Mais Horse. I think. I'm not certain. He speaks English. I've sent him a couple messages with no response. Here's his Instagram. Decide for yourself.

https://www.instagram.com/felipedalle/

None of the male contestants are Chega Mais regulars. There was a video last year of these same guys doing this game including that host, except they had to chug a drink (maybe beer) before answering and the pies were weak, not these authentic Chega Mais pies. There were no women and it looked like it was shot poolside at a motel. I thought it was a Brazilian spring break thing.

Perhaps this was some sort of crossover facilitated by the horse.

Let's be honest, though: We were playing with house money here. This was just an extra "thing" only vaguely attached to Chega Mais (who clearly have SOME common sense by abandoning it). The one so-so pie hit we got was a bonus. Anyway, the time waste of those early episodes that showed up during the normal CM broadcast could've easily been wasted by a guest no one cares about... or a game no one cares about... or an ad for products no one cares about. CM is all about the padding.

The one time it hurt was the super-short 15-minute game (first one of 2016?) where the women lost badly, but let's be honest: CM would rather end the show early than let the women lose that badly for an entire 3-round game. So you can't even blame Crappy Beach Game for that either.

Overly Optimistic Prediction: The return of the twins shoves CurlyFuck back to the deep bench (where he belongs), and Curly's Non-Stop Pie Barrage Of Hilarity dies along with his dreams to be anything more than an annoying sidekick on a low-rated Brazilian gameshow. Meanwhile, the twins, newly empowered by 42 separate IG comments, demand a "one pie per twin per show" limit, which the show guarantees... partially because the new female cast is just as smitten by Dumb and Dumber as all other teenage girls in Brazil.
Except Dani, who (FINALLY!) quits in disgust to join Barb at whatever the Brazil equivalent of a McDonald's drive-through is.

4m13s to 4m20s Blink and you'll miss it. :ohbruther: :ohbruther: :ohbruther:

This is why I still like Naty. She's the last of the original female cast who's still cool with getting pied. (Unfortunately they haven't made her go "full Idiot" like D'Lucca... which is a shame. It would be fun to have at least one girl who missed every question on purpose just to get pie after pie after pie.)

I'll give credit to Horse Guy. It is hard as HELL to pie someone wearing a horse mask. (Not that I would know........... :ohbruther: )

I raise you 2 Brazil nuts that the males of Chega Mais will lead the Olympic ceremonies in Rio this year, with CurlyFuck lighting the Olympic torch...
and then immediately getting pied... all to the groans of a worldwide audience.
:ohbruther:

I partly take that back: if Horsehead lights the Olympic torch, then I might tune in.

Rich - i"m not sure what program you watched, but Barbara actually pies that other women pretty well (only part of her face, but ALL up and down her body), kinda sexy there (and the victim was rather shocked by it)...and, she gets a decent, if quick, pink pie in the face (pissing her off for sure)....just the fact that she gets pied unprepared was worth watching...yes, the guys get most of it, and the aftermaths are lacking...but a fair number of good female pieings are still to be found....they also end the program with a quick recap of Barbara's pieing...I guess the editor's felt it was worth showing again

Eh, I guess her pieing Dani's chest was fine, but seeing how Barb has managed to pie 36 separate guys * in the face on CM, with each one being a full-blown wrap-around rub-it-in-until-their-face-is-frosting hit, I just thought her one-and-only female pieing was.... Lacking.

The guy probably pied Barb quick because she would've gotten out of it otherwise. The editors re-ran it because the entire production staff hates Barb and her diva attitude at this point. (Although apparently they can't translate that into a "Barb throws a tantrum, gets pie-barraged" gag. Nope, that honor is solely reserved for our boy CurlyFuck.)

Again, it was just a bonus for us. Even so, I'm not even sure I'm gonna bother to save this. I guess the one Nadia hit was solid.



* Possible exaggeration, although that might be accurate, since she's pied a guy every single week she's been on since June.

I may not A) watch every CM clip, B) follow the show nearly as much as y'all do, but i gotta say, sometimes i pop in and read these CM threads/analyses/arguments/hopes and dreams, and it's pretty fucking entertaining.

Honestly, i wish there was more group discussion of stuff like this, rather than "everyone over here was happy FEMALE CELEBRITY X got pied at all" vs. "That was a weak-ass pie and a total waste of everyone's time".

It's pretty fun and entertaining. Keep it up, dudes (i think it's all dudes commenting on this show, yeah?)

I love the short-hand lingo you guys have for all the key players.

A silent observer,

JY

Love it

The best hits, for dont need lost time searching:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZIqER5e8go

I've thought about it. For a short while, I contemplated making edits for the male half of the show. Unfortunately I just don't have the time or motivation.