Hey all,
So today happens to be my birthday! Not fishing for well wishes, but I thought it might be kinda cool to tie it into the website. SO....
If you place a $10 or higher order from any of my DL stores, go ahead and email me at slapstickstuff@slapstickstuff.com when you do... Use the subject line "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!".... And tell me which download you'd like for free.

The usual "equal or lesser value" stuff applies, but you knew that. Beyond that, any download is fair game. Also, you can wish me "Happy Birthday" without buying anything... That's cool too.

Have fun everyone! I'm gonna be enjoying my mini-vacation and checking in periodically!

I'm thinking about buying 50 pie shells and shipping them to Rich. At least my gift saves Rich money on his next shoot.

You can seriously do that if you want. A case (12 shells) will run you $35 on Amazon tho.... Big spender!!

It sounds like I am being funny here, but this a serious question....... Does you family get you a birthday pie instead of a cake just because?

May 28 Happy birthday, Rich! Have the models flown out to you to throw you a party?

They do not.
Actually my mom is great at baking cookies and I go for those...

Yeah, that would be nice, right?
And no. Because I am not paying them.

It's actually interesting to see which models I'm friends with on FB actually take the 2.5 seconds to write "Happy Birthday." You would be surprised!
That said, some of these girls have literally thousands of "friends" and who knows how many messages/requests/alerts/etc. I don't really blame them for only interacting with people via their own posts & pics, and nothing beyond that.

Happy bir .......... nah, too much effort.

Happy Birthday! Same day as Ian Fleming, so less

Happy Birthday, Rich!

https://youtu.be/iH3oOVKt0WI

Whoever shares your blood type and is willing to donate you a kidney
when you need it. You're type P+ or S+, right? (P for "pie", S for "slime")

Funny - I never thought of Marilyn Monroe as exceptionally beautiful. I've always thought she was pretty. And, yes, we all know she was never a "dumb blonde bimbo". But, neither did I ever understand the world's particular fascination with her.


Now if it were actually true, and proven so, that she wanted to reveal the existence of aliens and alien spacecraft captured by the government (and if that were true, and proven so), then that WOULD be something uniquely cool about her!

But, then I suppose, we'd all be more fascinated by the aliens and their spacecrafts.

Happy Birthday bro! Keep up the good work!