Due to a lack of any local messy playmates I generally spend time rolling around and enjoying soft and sloppy tidal mud while clothed and rarely getting naked for pleasurable moments, but the other day I was caught by a dog walker, she had no reason to be there and her only reason was to cause trouble.

Armed with a mobile phone and an agressive attitude towards anyone minding there own business she came at me screaming for getting muddy! I mean I'm at least a mile from civilisation and I am not bothering anyone.

Interested to know if anyone else has had issues with dog walker karen types.

Was she mad at you for getting muddy or for pleasuring yourself? I'm confused.

Was your face muddy, and unrecognizable? Some mudders leave their heads clean--a wasted opportunity for me --which leaves them more vulnerable to being ID'd

If you've been caught by her that means that whole area will be a risk for you.

If you're a habitual user there they'll try to get you registered a sex offender or something if you're seen again. Many gay non-WAM acquaintances of mine have gotten in trouble for public cruising

I'd have placed a comma after naked, so it would read

and rarely getting naked, for pleasurable moments. In that way it can be read that cowboy was pleasuring himself but until otherwise clarified jury is out.

A couple of good comments so far. But if you were out 'pleasuring-yourself', out in a public space, then it's on you, not the dog-walker. Not everyone wants to see what we like to do..... Try to be a little more 'discreet' when you're out havin' 'fun'.

Don't think the attached will be approved, but will send 'em anyways.....

And sorry the word 'Karen', has become such a 'bad-term', know a lot of Karens/Carens', and they're nice people....

No my face wasn't muddy and pleasuring myself doesn't mean I was naked or tugging myself off but simply enjoy the muddy experience. ( this Karen seemed to be one of those people who enjoys being a nuisance )

Don't know what to tell you! Karens are an occupational hazard for mudders.

One thing I've been on the receiving end of in bad ways is that a lot of WAMmers have no idea how creepy they can come across.

Probably more than half the wam guys I've interacted with irl either made me uncomfortable or blatantly violated my trust or my body. We've got a problem.

I know 99% of mudders want to be left the hell alone, but she and the public doesn't know that.

The main person who's gonna get burned if you inadvertently creep others out is gonna be you.

A single middle-aged man is already gonna have a target on his back to some people in a way that a young adult or a woman isn't.

I would always be prepared for what to say if things go south, ways of concealing the face, and ways of getting out of there.

There have been wam and wam-adjacent guys who've been busted in the past for public indecency and trespassing type crimes, and you don't wanna go there

I hear you mate, here in the UK some old folk take it upon themselves to be peace keepers often acting like good samaritans for the good of the community until power goes to there heads and they getting involved in things that don't concern them and generally making issue out of something for No reason.

I was talking to someone earlier who mentioned this Karen as being the local neighbourhood watch and a nosy neighbour as well as a self appointed victim, This person commented she must have the police on speed dial for the littlest of things, Now while I am aware the muddy area I choose to get muddy in is an active nature reserve for birds mostly, this know it all crazy women came at me down a long muddy path to verbally attack me for rolling around in mud! I wasn't doing anyone any harm and to be fair from the footpath you can't see me 700 yards away behind reeds on a tidal mud flat. Yet she ranted that I was destroying the area and mud by my actions.