So let's have a bit of fun with this preview of the coming-very-soon-I-promise SlapstickStuff Volume 147... Give me your best caption for the "action sequence" below. Try to make it funny and (semi?) clean.

Whichever caption gets the most likes by tomorrow night gets the entire clip for FREE! (In case of a tie, I reserve the right to pick my favorite.) Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor....

Hmm hmm.

Slapstick Stuff - we have the pies!!!!! (seen that Arby's commercial way too many times now)

Ahhh, i tried to create a funny caption, i really really did, but my caption turned into a mini story within moments of coming up with the idea, before i knew it, it was two paragraphs, if i kept on going, i'd have a scripted story on my hands...

After that it's off to Hollywood to make the movie

I am rather looking forward to seeing the captions people come up with

I don't like this version of rock paper scissors at all...

(sorry, best effort i can come up with, the mini story was better lol)

I think she's saying, "Hey, the backdrop's a very slightly different colour in the second picture!"

oh damn, thats not for me is it?

"When you asked if i wanted pie, i didn't expect this!"

"Now repeat after me... A few cream pies a day keeps UMD forum users happy and *splat!*"

"Waiter! More pies... Do you mind to put them over the table this time?"

From the old TV show "Laugh-In"
"SOCK IT TO ME!"

Pie in the face, dam and I am not wearing my white jeans

This is great stuff... But unfortunately no one is liking anyone else's responses, so....

I think it makes more sense for me to just pick my favorite as the winner. Keep firing away! (Note: You can't use that as a caption now. Sorry!)

"One pie here on the left boob please? No, no, down here on the boob!"

Perhaps allow people to use the image and type in their caption somewhere on it instead of it just being a post? It's just a thought, but pictures tend to get a bigger thumbs up (or like, whatever term you wish to use) than just text on it's own, might get more interest going that way?

I'm honestly too struck by how cute/hot she is (smile! eyes! boobs!) to find anything funny to say. (Think, damn you...think!!!)

Good stuff, Rich

JY

"Thanks for that! WAIT! You said you were done!"

"And now, time for a shower!....or maybe not."

🎶Hit me with your best shot🎶
Pat Benatar.

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with P - Ohh sh*t"

"00 WAM - The pie who messed me"

Brazilian women like getting pied over and over again, not latin women. Guess you can't tell the difference because of my outfit.

I think she's actually Mexican! I'm not sure how that culture feels about pies...

And yes, the dreaded "marshmallow torta" was coming....

I went ahead and threw up the unedited footage now!
RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com

"Now, I thought I was auditioning for a Brazilian game sho.....ohhhhh shit..."

I read the caption in the RAW HD bar. It said she's latina so I put 2 and 2 together and got a Taylor Swift song....

"Yes, i do still think Kim Kardashian deserves the cover of rollingstone!"

"Yes, I do know what the 16th letter of the Greek alphabet is...oh..."

"Though previously animated, I now am becalmed; this change of countenance appears due, in the main if not indeed exclusively, to the unanticipated appearance of a paper plate, wielded by a disembodied hand, which I clearly find to be a notably unusual turn of circumstance."

Thought I'd take the literal approach. Don't all vote for me at once. Actually, do...I've not got much money. Thanks.

"A paper plate? I thought this was a legitimate pie-in-the-face shoot..."

*(tongue firmly in cheek, I am a longtime SS customer and love your work, Rich!)

"That is NOT my check..."