Soooo... this trick I learned.. you know, how to make a can of cream creamier and last longer? Yep... it works.. and I cannot get enough..

The Gunge Kingdom will introduce a new member of our audience very soon.. one so sexy it will likely blow your............ mind? I dunno.. you decide.. can you with just one pic??

Keep your eyes peeled because the Gunge King is returning from hiatus to reclaim his throne.. everything will be renovated to make a new and super sexy Gunge Kingdom and you are all invited.

Soon polls will be spread all over your face.. yep.. that means you decide my fate!

Speaking to San Diego::: anyone interested in some messy play? Let me know... I'll make it happen..

...okokokok...
ONE more pic to tease ya with

Another?
Don't worry.. I tease for a reason..

Hey now I'm kind of curious what the trick with the can of cream is. Care to share?