Someone tell Britney to give me a call if she wants to get caked for real.

As much of a lunatic as she's become, and given her blatant attempts to somehow stay relevant, I think you may actually have a shot at her now, Rich!

..........and wearing the shiny red catsuit and pigtails.

As much as they say don't stick your dick in the crazy va jay, I'd still love to rail em both.

And while you're at it Rich, get in touch with Katy Perry, and ask her if she want's to be caked and pied professionally. Oh and ask her to wear one those shiny latex dresses she's often in.