Who would you gunge and how would you gunge them?

Michelle Keegan, dressed in tight, shiny clothes and high heeled boots, tied to a chair, then deluged with about 50 pies!

Yep I'd go with that Michael keegan in a tight shiny catsuit and suede high heeled boots

Mollie Gallagher, dressed in one of her character's elegant black dresses, dark make-up and nail polish, bare feet, on any one of the many MessyWorld contraptions.

Or, "Other", in short.

Michelle Keegan in tight yoga pants & sports bra with so many foam pies, then in the gunge tank & covered in thick yellow gunge.

A few things I'm curious about:

Is there any reason why the options given are all from Coronation Street, apart from Charley Webb (Emmerdale)?

Is there a reason why apart from two of them, the options given haven't actually been in a soap in at least a year? The exceptions being Webb again (as far as I've been able to research anyway) and Tina O'Brien.

Not judging or nitpicking, just curious.

And for those who voted "other", who would you actually pick?

I'd love to gunge Dove or Palmolive with my sweat.

other

I went with Tina but my truthful answer is "other", as there's a few from Coronation Street (past and present) that would be ahead of her and probably a couple from other soaps too.

Kelsey-Beth Crossley. We'd go for a jog in the countryside, her thick ass making a nice little sweat stain on her all too tight leggings and her thin t-shirt clinging to her braless chest. Ditching our shoes, we cut across a soggy cow pasture getting a little splashed with mud. At the other end we see some small pig stys. I get her to climb up and sit on the fence as we relax. When we go to leave, I give her a hearty shove and she topples from the fence into the thick mud of the pig pen. Of course, ever the genteman I offer her a hand and she pulls me in. Much wallowing and wrestling ensues before she sits on my face.

Second choices would be Margot Robbie and Ashleigh Brewer, third Gemma Pranita.

Pretty sure none of those are British soap stars!

They're all in Neighbours.

Sploshing is sexier in t' Northern Accent. That's why Saturation Hall is popular!

...which is Australian and not British.

Brooke Vincent (Sophie from Coronation Street) is also worth a pie or six imo

It would be our pleasure, anybody know her agent's number?

If only.

Agree with that! Memories of sexy Sally, my one time slapstick stooge, sat on a chair, in a tiny French maids uniform, black stockings and 6 inch heels, asking me in her Manchester accent "what ya gonna do to me with that pie?" suggestively running her tongue round her lips, before getting it slammed into her pretty face. ...

Charley Webb for me she is in my opinion rather nice however I would happy get all mentioned messy to be honest and there are other soap stars I would also get messy with

Eh. I also probably meant Indiana Evans but I tend to mix up her and Margot a lot.

Personally, Sarah-Jayne Dunne from Hollyoaks would be soap MILP.

Sammy Winward (formerly of Emmerdale) would be my preference.
Beautiful head of long blonde hair just waiting to be ruined.

She would be one of my choices from Emmerdale too. She had a few messy-ish scenes on the soap but nothing close to what we'd be hoping for! Fiona Wade in Emmerdale is also stunning.

Spoiled for choice in Coronation Street though - more than a few WAM fantasies there!

I think Sammy Winward has *very technically* been gunged before. Not sure how much more I can say without infracting TOS, other than it wasn't very good and was really more like wetlook with a bit of ink or dye or something...

Not that it couldn't happen again and be better, mind you!

Agree on Fiona Wade, seriously fit

Michelle Keegan in a gunge tank wearing a PVC outfit!

I did enjoy her mud fight with Roxanne Pallet and her face going into the wedding cake on the live show (especially with her corpsing afterwards)

Fair few wam targets in Coronation Street over the last few years. Sair Khan, who I think is still in it (haven't watched it for a long time) got messy on I'm a Celebrity a year or two back.

Changed a bit over the years, I can remember when the best you would have got in it was Ena Sharples, Martha Longhurst and Minnie Caldwell!

Can confirm that Sair Khan is, indeed, still in it. And like I said about Sammy Winward, just because it's happened before doesn't mean it can't happen again - possibly in a way that's even better!

I didn't see this thread until after poll had closed, but continuing the Coronation Street theme, I always had a thing especially for the charactors Emily Bishop and Mavis Riley...

Dressed in 'conservative' day dresses or skirt, blouse and jacket sets....

Standing up...

And DOZENS of pies , plus buckets of custard, porrage, baked beans, syrup and black treacle!

And after the initial pies, dresses / skirts and blouses stripped off to reveal bras, suspender /garter belts, stockings and g strings...

And then a total plastering!

Maureen CD