I need some help from the fine UMD community.

One of my female friends has agreed to stomp my head in the mud. Yes, she's very aware of the fetish, and has played with me before.

She's going to be wearing boots we decide will look fun, and I'm going to be acting like a right jerk. I'm going to end up over a "mud pit" (deep cake batter, more consistent around here) handcuffed. She's going to come up behind me, reveling at my plight, utter a great one liner, and stomp me deep. I'm excited.

Now what say you all? I'm looking to give her some inspiration for a bratty, dominating, one liner.

Like "don't be a stick in the mud bitch..."

Ideas?