Hey Guys!

Yes, the UMD Vegas gathering isn't until May 3 to 6, but we are already getting asked about sessions with Amy, Vika and Alana. So, we want to go ahead and start the official bookings now.

We also have more info on the private Messyglrl party and the live viewing of a Messygirl shoot.

Contact us soon on my UMD profile or at messygirl@messygirl.com.

Regis would like to book all of the sessions, please.


PS - You will accept payment after the Regemeister kills it at the blackjack tables, right?

https://umd.net/forums/umd-20th-birthday-las-vegas-meetup-may

Have fun everyone!

Yes, your credit is good with us Mr. Regis.

Hellll yeah! I would also like to book a one-way flight back to Regetown for the lucky Amy.

I think I care less about the WAM and would have more fun watching Regis lose all his WAM money playing blackjack. Then, I would rip of the mask of the dealer who would turn out to be Rich.

Then we would all laugh as all the Messygirls tease Regis because he has no money.
Regis and Rich get into a fight and both get arrested.

Then, I would realize that I'm staying in a cheap hotel and move all the Messygirls
into my normal suite at the Four Seasons. We party all night (assuming you accept "party" as a verb) and then go bail out Rich and Regis.

We go out for breakfast and Rich and Regis are discovered to be the new hit comedy team by a slimy Las Vegas agent. (This is actually redundant).

Rich and Regis become famous and never do another WAM thing again in their lives.

I fly off to an Island with all the Messygirls, Ariel & Jayce and live happily ever after.

I spend my last 10 years teaching Jayce to write in multiple paragraphs.

Robby
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Good, except

(1) If I become famous I'll also be rich, in which case I'll buy up all the wam and all the wam models and Robby will be SOL. Although I guess Rich will also be, uh, rich and we'll be competing over the wam and the wam models, and this bidding war will lead to a ruinous Martin-and-Lewis style split.

(2) None of the above will happen because Messygirl Amy will brain me with a baseball bat and bury me in the Nevada desert as soon as she realizes I gambled away the money to pay for my private session with her.

i wish you could do this in the uk to

Amy hasn't seen the movie Casino, so I think you are safe.

I have this theory that the past 20 years of Messygirl has just been a pretense to have the entire Messygirls crew Joe Pesci the hell out of Regis in the middle of the Mojave desert. The art of the long con...

OR, the last 20 years of the UMD have been a long con to get a bunch of Messygirls to beat the crap out of me without having to pay for it!

Sorry, you still need to pay us before they beat the crap out of you.

Is there a difference between beating the crap out of someone and pieing the crap out of someone?

And why am I already sorry I'm asking this?

Robby

Robby, please tell me you're going to Vegas in May.

Considering it. Not to see you perverted WAM people but because I have clients out there. I suppose I COULD stop by.

Robby

Is there any chance the lovely original Messy Girl will be available for any videos/sessions ect?

Yes, I will be, but limited to only a few.