Yes, the UMD Vegas gathering isn't until May 3 to 6, but we are already getting asked about sessions with Amy, Vika and Alana. So, we want to go ahead and start the official bookings now.
We also have more info on the private Messyglrl party and the live viewing of a Messygirl shoot.
Contact us soon on my UMD profile or at messygirl@messygirl.com.
(1) If I become famous I'll also be rich, in which case I'll buy up all the wam and all the wam models and Robby will be SOL. Although I guess Rich will also be, uh, rich and we'll be competing over the wam and the wam models, and this bidding war will lead to a ruinous Martin-and-Lewis style split.
(2) None of the above will happen because Messygirl Amy will brain me with a baseball bat and bury me in the Nevada desert as soon as she realizes I gambled away the money to pay for my private session with her.
(1) If I become famous I'll also be rich, in which case I'll buy up all the wam and all the wam models and Robby will be SOL. Although I guess Rich will also be, uh, rich and we'll be competing over the wam and the wam models, and this bidding war will lead to a ruinous Martin-and-Lewis style split.
(2) None of the above will happen because Messygirl Amy will brain me with a baseball bat and bury me in the Nevada desert as soon as she realizes I gambled away the money to pay for my private session with her.
Amy hasn't seen the movie Casino, so I think you are safe.
(2) None of the above will happen because Messygirl Amy will brain me with a baseball bat and bury me in the Nevada desert as soon as she realizes I gambled away the money to pay for my private session with her.
Amy hasn't seen the movie Casino, so I think you are safe.
I have this theory that the past 20 years of Messygirl has just been a pretense to have the entire Messygirls crew Joe Pesci the hell out of Regis in the middle of the Mojave desert. The art of the long con...
Bigshipper said: I have this theory that the past 20 years of Messygirl has just been a pretense to have the entire Messygirls crew Joe Pesci the hell out of Regis in the middle of the Mojave desert. The art of the long con...
OR, the last 20 years of the UMD have been a long con to get a bunch of Messygirls to beat the crap out of me without having to pay for it!
Bigshipper said: I have this theory that the past 20 years of Messygirl has just been a pretense to have the entire Messygirls crew Joe Pesci the hell out of Regis in the middle of the Mojave desert. The art of the long con...
OR, the last 20 years of the UMD have been a long con to get a bunch of Messygirls to beat the crap out of me without having to pay for it!
Sorry, you still need to pay us before they beat the crap out of you.
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