So it was my birthday yesterday and I am looking to celebrate with a messy session.
It can't be anything too big but want it to be good.

I will be wearing just a pair of tight boxers that I will bin after so that need to get trashed and be worth it.

I am also quite hairy. Chest, armpits, legs, ass and very hairy crouch.

I am hoping some of you can help me with ideas.

Maybe some messy exercise would be good. Always wanted to try that.

Seems like no one wants me to get messy.