You have paid for

That was free

and

compare the two

The snobby sumiko video is the best I ever paid for, and megan desmond faceplanting a cake in xena's married with fishsticks is my favorite freebee.

That married with fishsticks is an awesome scene. Wish it were online in not-terrible quality.

Well ... you could buy, rent, or pirate the DVD, rip the scene, and fix that.