What is your best personal mess? Did it involve multiple people? Was it humiliating? Was it sensational? I'm just curious to see what kind of messes you've gotten yourselves into. Please post details an pictures if you've got them! I'd like to hear from everyone or anyone.
Several years ago - heading out to one of my favorite mud sinking spots on a warm summer evening. Not really planned, just somewhat of a coincidence in timing, availability, weather, etc. So I jumped in the truck and headed off.
By the time I got there and hiked in, it was getting later in the evening. Recent dry weather had exposed some absolutely beautiful warm, creamy, super slippery and essentially bottomless mud which, remarkably, smelled like that 'fresh Earth' / 'forest floor after a rain' smell. Heaven!
In no time at all, I stripped down to my fresh white spandex gear and started exploring the edges of the mud pit. As I walked further out, the ground gave way under me and in no time at all, my feet were sinking in, the mud squishing between my toes as a little mini-massage.
As the mud slowly enveloped my feet, calves, then thighs, I kept pushing in and the mud kept pulling me in...deeper and deeper. For what ever reason, its a real turn-on to me to see the fresh, white spandex fabric slowly getting muddier and muddier - knowing it will never be 'new pristine white' again!
Anyway, I struggled against the inevitable pull of the muck, it was more of a swim as I grabbed huge handfuls and arm loads of mud only to drag my body another inch or two deeper. Rolling, slipping, sliding and diving through the muck, I'd finally trashed my entire spandex kit - so it all had to come off. Now naked, I was free to slip, slide, dive, roll and whatever else through the warm, creamy goo!
After building up with all the spandex play and now reaching peak arousal with all the naked fun, I finally settled into a 'rhythm' and let the intensity build up from there. As the passion grew more intense, the warm, creamy mud pulled and tugged at my body - like dozens of hands reaching out to massage every inch - all at once!
Building up for what seemed like an eternity, trying to hold everything in, relaxing back from the edge, building up a bit more, right to the edge again, relaxing, back and forth - I ultimately hit climax and in wave after wave of ultimate pleasure - gave everything back to the mud which had teased and tugged at me for so long.
Laying there, totally spent, totally still, my heart pounding, lungs filling with the smell of the fresh Earth, totally suspended in the goo, an amazing moment of feeling no weight, no walls, no boundaries, no pressure on my body, no hot, no cold, no wind or breeze, not knowing, not caring where the mud ended and my body began, I slowly opened my eyes and was greeted by the most amazing sight...
The sunset in the west was reflecting dots of yellow, orange and fiery red on any bits of warm, wet mud which happened to be angled that direction. The full moon rising in the east was reflecting icy cool white sparkles on any wet mud which happened to be pointed that way and the deep blue-purple sky with a thousand sparkling stars was expanding out to infinity above.
All I could do was lay there...soaking it all in ...letting the Earth soak me all in as thousands of sun and moon sparkles danced all over my body and the warm creamy goo I was floating in.