Anyone that has talked to me or seen me here knows two things about me: I love being a clown & I love taking pies in the face.
I have taken over 320 pies in the last two years, but I want to aim higher in 2026 and I hope UMD, Fetlife, and the clown community can give me a helping hand. For every ten likes on anything I post in 2026 on UMD (pictures, posts, comments, videos, etc.) I will take a pie in the face and hopefully post the results.
So this post is the start of having the WAM community send me my pie count through the roof (hopefully ) Which of these clown looks do you think is silliest and most deserving of a pie?
Love you, too
) Which of these clown looks do you think is silliest and most deserving of a pie? 
